Cody and Gio are proof that characters can come back from a botched introduction. Though soaps can do too much damage to fix. They shit the bed so hard with Natalia that there would be no forgiveness from the audience. #GH

Adios 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾

Got some new stuff. It’s pretty short. Been lingering in the back of my mind for a while. Nothing extensive or deep. i was enchanted to meet you (again) young and the restless | cole and victoria words: 1,714 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/65889934 there, it's out. bye. off to bed. #YR

Angus: Our PM went to Washington to meet with Trump—in what looked like a cheesy bordello decked out in gold lamé. When Trump was asked about Canada giving up its sovereignty, he said, “Never say never.” Every Canadian knew exactly what that meant. For a sexual predator, no means no means nothing.

Launch me some stairs. I’m already a klutz. I ain’t having Drew’s child. No way.

If you play stupid games, what do you win? 🤔

Kerry and Tony’s spouses are strong ass people 😮‍💨

This is a pretty succinct way of putting it.

Congratulations to our sensible Australian counterparts! 🇦🇺🇨🇦

Alberta, hurry the fuck up and vote HER out.

This thumb headed sack of shit…

They don’t do shit like 1963 anymore. The Lee Harvard Oswalds don’t exist anymore either.

Again, I repeat:

All Mark Carney gotta do is hold on to his leads. I’m voting for him early at 9:30. So not look at polls. Vote for PM Carney like he’s DOWN. Strategic voting. Genuine voting. Just do your civic duty. Do not be like the Americans. That’s my political discourse for the day. Happy Sunday.

This gave me a headache. Jesus Christ.

Polls don't vote. People do. Take nothing for granted in this historic election my friends. We need to stop MAGA MAPLE while ensuring there is a progressive presence in Canada's palrliament. Your vote matters. Here's my latest. charlieangus.substack.com/p/take-nothi...

But believe me—I’ll be voting on Monday and take my ass to work, living and going to sleep. Either way, I’m getting these jokes off.

He’s not getting Alberta and the Prairies. Those places are saturated in BLUE.

All Mark Carney gotta do is get Ontario, hold Atlantic Canada, and get Quebec. Everything after is just gravy on that majority government. 🤞🏾

Buddy just jumped a scrapbook and said, “Look at all these pretty pictures. Vote for meeee!” What are we supposed with that, Mr. Conservative Man?! Bro held his platform to play with Adobe Creative Cloud—if I understand this correctly.

This is…wrong and illegal.

He’s right. Instead, the audience should boo louder.

Thank you for everything. 🫶🏾

PSA:

Polls are nice. But hopefully, this matches the ballot results. 🤞🏾

Oh, thank God. He’s alive. But bring that man home 🙏🏾

I’m going to vote and take my ass to bed. I’ll wake up and laugh at the result. I’ll either laugh because of happiness OR because Canada mirrored America’s fuckery.

Why are we feeding a child fucking INDOMIE AT 11 AT NIGHT?! …with OIL?! Now family members calling my mom telling her from 5K miles away 😒

The leopards continuing to eat faces? I hope the leopards don’t get sick and eat well ☺️

I don’t have the capacity to process the debate because I just did a full 11 hours from 9:30 in the damn morning. And Pierre Pollievre just pisses me off.

This is a wild ass way to play with food in this tariffed ass, inflation riddled economy. Drugs in chicken? Hello?!

I don’t want to entertain this, but it may be possible that he’s…you know, not here anymore. Like off the mortal coil

I’m finally changing my phone case and my MacBook case. I need a calming shade of blue. Not the neon blue marble I’ve had for three years.

I did fucking everything today… EXCEPT MY PLACEMENT’S EVALUATION 🫢 OH MY GOD

God bless. I’m tired. This African Uber driver has decided to leave me be. Appreciate you, brother. 👌🏾

“Our icebreaker activity is in person today?” Respectfully, for why?!

That’s why all those two glasses of rosé got me all social and being unintentionally funny and I couldn’t remember any of it at last year’s party asdfhkkhkl

My direct manager showed me where all of new storage spaces since getting back to the office ago. Me seeing the rows and rows and some vodka on the shelves because WHAT IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY:

Okay. Go ahead and cut tf away, Alberta. 😐

I feel really bad, dark things for this sub-human…thing.

He belongs in solitary confinement.

Can we take him the fact that Dominic is the MOST covered baby in this town? Anyone touches that baby and it’s basically everyone on that ass AND Katie gone makes ‘em cry with her just her mouth. Administrators hate seeing her coming. Connor’s bully MOVED outta GC. #YR

Dumas doesn’t exist? Yeah, Josh Griffith just told on himself but people will say iT’s A sOaP mYsTeRy. No, fuck you. Don’t overthink it. Don’t soft explain it. Shut up. That man’s pen is poison, seasonless, and EMPTY. All Mad Libs. No sense. But NATAS will buddy an Emmy tho, right?

If it’s one thing about Devon, he’ll think people are sus. Lily: I was telling Damian about raising twins and— Devon: Stop telling that man OUR HOUSE BUSINESS 🗣️ #YR

This iPad Air got me in a nasty chokehold. Goodnotes is perfect if you just want to write and it’s nothing fancy. But writing on squared paper with a matte protector that feels like paper?! What was I doing before?! This has changed my life and this Pencil Pro has been here for a WEEK 😭😭😭

I’m voting, working, going about my day and when it’s bed time, I’m going to sleep. I’ll waking up and see if Canadians did the right and smart thing or the very, very stupid thing. (Danielle Smith is an opp. Alberta did a very, very, VERY bad thing, but that’s y’all) 🤷🏾‍♀️

He wants to do what to override the what? Again, my intuition has never, ever been wrong and baby, watching this election unfold has made that theory not one anyone 🤷🏾‍♀️ Polls are nice to look at especially if you’re a data nerd like me, but GO VOTE. JUST FUCKING VOTE. APRIL 28TH. GO DO IT 🗣️

Okay. I’m just going to say it. They don’t want to return the man they snatched because (1) he’s seriously injured and there’s a serious cover up OR (2) he’s unalived and not saying anything. Either way, the US is responsible if someone happened to him.

asdfhjkkthkll 😭😭😭 What am I looking at?!