🎄#papi #chihuahua #seniordog

Saturday. 🍳

I'm so jaded I thought this was a puff piece about their neckware. The sad part is I clicked on it anyway.

Philadelphia #NoKings

Are you freaking kidding me with this, @nytimes.com ???

I ❤️ #philadelphia #TSOP

An old favorite. Happy Sunday! #papi #chihuahua

Happy Friday. #papi #chihuahua

What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s hawt. #papi #chihuahua

The ladies love his wheels. #papi #chihuahua #chickmagnet

Tell me about it, bud. #papi #chihuahua #heatwave

Is *everyone* from this administration a Temu Bond villain?

I know it's no laughing matter, but every time someone says "Bunker Buster Bombs," I can't help but think of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."

Philly #NoKings

If you need a distraction from The Distraction, I highly recommend this new book by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social -- it's a perfect combination of completely unique and very relatable.Treat yourself to this page-turner! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/738849...

Papi’s not amused. #chihuahua

I no longer pause for the compliments after I tell people my age.

I long for the days when reading the news over a leisurely breakfast was relaxing, instead of stomach-churning.

They picked a new pope. They have to go look for him in the woods-- he had a couple of bad mussels yesterday.

This was on TikTok

Current mood. #papi #chihuahua

I need to cultivate some penpals.

Philly today. Let’s keep the momentum going. #handsoff

Had it with this week. #papi #chihuahua

Hegseth: "I did not have war relations with those Houthis"

SCIFs are woke.

Frequent nicknames for this guy: Schmoop Man-Man Poopyfoot El Stinkador Stink #papi #chihuahua

The thing about watching a dystopian series like Severence or Black Mirror is that none of it comes close to how weird things actually are right now.

UK Subs detained

I’ll no longer be able to scream “DO THESE COME IN A 7-1/2??!!” with a live Bach fugue blaring from this magnificent pipe organ. I’m devastated. #wanamakerorgan #philly wanamakerorgan.com

Come on, Brutus, do your thing. #idesofmarch

Laugh all you want, but these are going to have high barter value during the apocalypse.

Happy 17th Birthday ¡Papi! 🎉🥳🐾 #chihuhua #seniordog

Me, shaking my fist at a car playing really loud music, “I’m TRYING to listen to my audiobook!!”

Tom Nichols nails it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

His biggest fan. #accordion #chihuahua #papi

At least when Bush threw up on the Japanese prime minister he had the decency to pass out afterwards.

“Why don’t you wear a suit?” asks the moron in the two sizes too small polyester jacket off the clearance rack at Men’s Wearhouse.

It's like being a child whose mom married a horrible, abusive husband and there's no way to get out of it.

My debonair fellow. #chihuahua

It looks The NYT finally hired @nytpitchbot to write their headlines.

There's a really lovely cinammon baking smell coming from the bros next door and I'm willing to bet my life that it's PopTarts.

#Emails2DOGE Monday: at sister Suzy's ball Tuesday: at the old dance hall Wednesday: at the road house inn Thursday: at the lion's den Friday: at the chatter box Add.: Saturday and Sunday, everybody rocks

🚨🚨CLEANING HACK the PROS don’t want you to know!!!!🚨🚨: Pretend your house is a crime scene and your neighbor just called 911.

It didn’t take long for Apple AI to predict my bitter contrariness.