Unlimited apps coma. I need a blanket.

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MOVIE #80 OF 2026

@every-topps-card.bsky.social I could use a nice bedtime pack

I bought some want list cards on eBay, today they arrived in multiple greeting card envelopes packaged like this. Kinda feels like I have to test them for purity now. Maybe rub a little into my gums. #CardSky

MOVIE #79 OF 2026

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I initially misread this headline, interpreting the word “mock” as a verb. It works both ways.

The Tall Men

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

I am WAY too invested in this Hurricanes/Flyers game.

@every-topps-card.bsky.social how ‘bout a pack right about now, funk soul brovah

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MOVIE #78 OF 2026

MOVIE #77 OF 2026 Wild business to have found this at a thrift store for $2.99.

Potente.

TV SHOW #13 OF 2026 WELCOME TO WREXHAM SEASON 3

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MOVIE #76 OF 2026

My newest baseball card #CardSky

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My newest baseball card #CardSky An all-time classic name, “Pork Chop” Womack. As far as I know, his only card, excepting a possible unnumbered Senior Bowl card, despite playing 120 games for Seattle and Cleveland.

Has this ever been an NBA score before? Is NBA in-game scorigami a thing?

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Yeah, but on the other hand… we sure could use that 500 million dollars.

MOVIE #75 OF 2026 I’ll be seeing you.

I may have taught my last science lesson ever today. Traits and inheritance. If all goes as planned, it will be. All told, I liked teaching science. Way overqualified, but still fun. I could answer pretty much every biology question.

It’s that season where I project disdain upon NHL teams I couldn’t give a third of a shit about because of their football corollaries.

MOVIE #74 OF 2026

Has anything in sports ever purposely been made smaller or shorter? Like, “You know, we can’t sustain this level of quality if we continue to expand, so let’s cut it back a little bit.”

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From yesterday’s storm, a few houses up the block from me. We finally got power back at 1:00 AM.

Power is out. Finding a low-light, zero-electricity activity. Cross-referencing my 1983 Topps need list with the Brewers team checklist on the back of card #321, as there might be some stashed away.

MOVIE #73 OF 2026

@every-topps-card.bsky.social slide me a pack across the counter in a really sketchy fashion

MOVIE #72 OF 2026

TV SHOW #12 OF 2026 THE X-FILES SEASON 1

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It’s freeing to recognize in April that your team is bad. It lets you enjoy the summer. Enjoy the stress, you 29 other motherfuckers. #BrewCrew

MOVIE #71 OF 2026

My newest baseball card #CardSky Down to one base card left in the set (a short-print rookie), and it should arrive next week. After that, just a handful of inserts.

Earlier this year, I bought a card on eBay. The seller, a senior gentleman, sent a very nice letter with the card. I think this is a friendship worth pursuing.

Brought home a card I spotted on the ground while on my run this morning. Kind of a “What on Earth?” thing to find, but the I remembered seeing a few different pop culture playing card decks last time I was at Dollar Tree. #CardSky

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MOVIE #70 OF 2026

Jake Bauers breaks up a perfect game for Paul Skenes in the bottom of the 7th

Right place, right time? I hear the stuff sells out fast in certain places. Grabbed one, might hold on to it until the weather gets really nice.

7-6

My newest baseball card #CardSky