Happy Christmas Bluesky x

I’ve had worse offers to be fair

Death. Taxes. Brighton losing at Craven Cottage.

As a young man, I dated a girl called Lorraine Lee. In truth I really fancied her older sister Claire. Anyway Lorraine unceremoniously dumped me one day, but I wasn't too upset. I thought at least I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone

Almost……

First day back the gym. I’m the one trying to get my shorts on without falling over

Me waiting for the Official #BHAFC account to move over

I know it is a bit early, but my decs are up

I joined the Glen Campbell fan club. Now I'm getting cards and letters from people I don't even know 🤷‍♂️

Might as well start as I mean to go on, being silly... Played a football match last week on a make shift pitch laid on a mixture of gravel, stones and hardcore. We lost 2-1 on aggregate.

Well then, here I am on here with no one to follow and no followers. At least it’s less toxic that Twitter