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The ceremonial turkey of gratitude unhinges its jaw to release a right jolly old elf from one of its many stomachs. The time of the Christmassing begins again.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen The Beach Boys Danny Elfman Dr. Dog The Magnetic Fields They Might Be Giants

Pooped pup

…Am I the only one who didn’t know there was another Avatar movie this year?

Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/

If you go anywhere today — supermarket, drug store, movie theater — BE NICE TO THE PEOPLE WORKING. They probably want to be there even less than you do, and being a butthole won’t make anybody’s day better. So act like a human and treat humans like humans. Dig?

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

This year’s MST3K Turkey Day marathon includes episodes from seasons 11 and 12, episodes I haven’t revisited in some time. It does my heart good to see them mingling among the classics. Really jiggles my giblets.

Happy Franksgiving, Muppet fans! From the ToughPigs family to yours. (Especially if you're a Frank.)

Grateful for all of you, the folks who buy my work, follow along, and support my shenanigans. I couldn’t do it without you. I’m settling in with a mug of coffee and the MST3K Turkey Day marathon, and I hope you’re safe, warm, and fed today.

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Sure, I have my own eccentricities, but at least I’m not one of these people that decorates their car for Christmas.

People call their pets “fur babies” all the time but because my dog has hair and I refer to her as my “hair baby,” I’m the one who gets the weird looks.

Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.

Pre-order SHOCK CITY PUNKS from Bookshop and watch Jeff Bezos shrivel like Pennywise! bookshop.org/p/books/shoc...

Someone needs to be visited by three spirits again.

Doc Brown never used a toilet, he used a flush capacitor.

This must have been before the neighborhood was gentrified.

Let it snow! #art #animation

Allie’s been hittin’ the bottle kinda hard.

Anyone with a D23 Gold Membership have a screen recording they’d like to share?

Meet Grip, the raven that inspired the poem by Edgar Allan Poe.

Bring in Frank Oz to direct and I’ll buy my ticket right now.

You still have time if you live on the west coast!

The season doesn't officially begin until Joe Don Baker comes down your chimney to celebrate Turkey Day

It’s not even November 1 and I’ve already seen four houses with Christmas lights up.

Today is the last day to order your copy of HALLO-ZINE before it becomes seasonally inappropriate. But let’s be real, everyday is Halloween.

Happy Halloween from my freaky family to yours. 🎃

🎃 It’s All Hallows’ Eve Eve 🎃 It’s 48 degrees and raining Jack o lanterns are lit Halloween pajamas are on Pumpkin bread Watching the Halloween episode of MST3k while cocooned in a blanket… The most wonderful time of the year

Hershey’s Pisses

And now, a special Halloween treat from Movie Riffing Melee. youtu.be/fjhd4EBBo0o?...

Aunt Gladys says, “Five more days till Halloween!"

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Before it was The Nightmare Before Christmas. Then it became Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Now it’s Disney Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. I say go further. Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, and Henry Selick present Disney Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas in RealD 3D.

The thing is, someone had to have told Linus about the Great Pumpkin in order for him to believe it, right? Who was this person? When will they get their comeuppance? No one is above the law.

Reese’s just taste better when they’re shaped like pumpkins, ghosts, and bats.

Now it’s only 13 days away!!

Halloween is only *two weeks away* which means you still have time to get your claws on a copy of HALLO-ZINE through @southstreetartmart.bsky.social! Grab yours now before they disappear forever!

October Watchies (so far): Madhouse Basket Case Beetlejuice Beetlejuice The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari Call Girl of Cthulhu The Crawling Hand (MST3K) Color Out of Space Coraline Donnie Darko (director’s cut) Bram Stoker’s Dracula The Evil Dead (1981) Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed The Amityville Horror

Well, then what are we waiting for?

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION youtu.be/fVbaYFVUbLo

Almost got hit by a guy riding an electric unicycle in the street. It wouldn’t have been enjoyable but imagine how funny that obituary would be.

Friday was an excellent mail day 🎃 Thanks for the Hallo-ZINE @itsmattmcg.bsky.social