PT and a moto run on a weekend is fucked up

I gotta return my rifle to CIF before I go to the Swiss Alps colony but I'm pretty sure the guy in the armory "misplaced" the retaining pin when I ron'd on his discard with riichi for a thirteen orphans hand and I told him he owed me an ice cream for it (dick move I know, my bad)

Homeboy EASd, I'll never get it restaurant style again :-(((

Torres fuck off please

I try and tell myself if whoever riled me up isn't wearing FOD free boots, it's just not worth my time. Ride the wave or whatever. I've learned some stuff in my time in service. Getting the stuffing beat out of you will teach you such lessons.

IF YOU DON'T WANT A DUMB CALLSIGN DONT MAKE ME DO THE BRIEFING AGAIN 🗣️

Besides the Lieutenant's obvious coke habit, I think the weirdest unspoken thing on the Argama is having to translate our ranks into old Earth naval terms fsr. What the hell is an E5 again? Is that still a petty officer? I dunno man but the Lieutenant's always already awake when he's got firewatch

I can't wait to hit the open hockey at Granada it's gonna rip to get on the ice again #LiveLaughLamp

We got PT and a moto run tomorrow at 0600, one more day of this nonsense then I'm free 🎵

Its UC 0087 if you're not T4T idk what to tell you man

Docked in Granada, drinking chia horchata

Anyway gnight it's lights out after a long day in the maint bay (you know how it is, swinging in the wing)

Every time I meet an AEUG guy from some other ship it's honestly super weird

Hey was I put on a list or something? I'm sorry but I'm always paranoid about being put on lists dude

What people don't know about me is that I'm a lifestyle freak and I'm ride or die for the Argama and the AEUG with all my being even if it kills me or worse, AND me and Astonaige are the Argama 3 legged race champs 2 years running so note that in the next promotion cycle, Captain

Lowkey Apolly and Roberto kinda have Zeon accents but it's hard to tell

If I told the CO Col. Henken I wanna deploy to Earth to see my theyfriend I'd be NJPd and put in the brig for a night but if I told him I wanted to deploy for a long distance booty call I honestly think he'd give me a ride, unsolicited dating tips, and a stern warning not to "just marry any hooker"

Fucking fine I'll do this next briefing but you're all getting the worst callsigns

Every month can be pride if you're t4t. I miss them

Dude I miss my theyfriend

Spending time at the Argama range onboard

Guess who just got promoted 🤙🤙🤙 got my own bosuns call, it's payback time

We call him the Lieutenant but he's actually a captain I found out, we just use naval rank because the Argama really puts the "naval" in "naval infantry"

But what the hell do I know. I'm just some guy.

Anyway fuck the Titans with a spacenoid general strike

The risk of failing a revolution isn't continued earthnoid rule, it's, like, Zeon and the Zabis family, which is a pretty steep

Man don't even get me started on the wild misconceptions of the theory of permanent revolution

What even is our uniform? Toss some feddie uniforms in the wash with assorted RIT dye? What are we doing here

Was out with Four and we found out MacDaniels has lore???? Dude what are these

In UC we have socialized medicine but we still have capitalism and war profiteering so it's kinda all bunk in the end, socialism in our lifetime perhaps?

Admittedly it's really weird that all the pilots are second lieutenants at minimum except like me and Fa, but like, whatever 💅 it's whatever 💅

For the record I have never and will never give Torres the dignity of referring to him by rank, and that's a promise. I don't give a shit about an NJP

As part of an elaborate hazing experience, Torres used to position himself directly next to my ear every time he blew the Bosun's call, which I got used to but now I can't hear the teen loitering prevention tone anymore

It's the Argama we're all allowed to cry here

Man I really think the Lieutenant would have a better time if he didn't insist on speaking like an ancient oracle relaying visions, like, emotionally

Kamille has never heard of "chill" and has no interest in finding out what it is.

Fucking E4 mafia me and Torres and Keithron run this shit

Federation Legion stop emailing me challenge, I keep thinking its a ping from Four :-(

After my promotion the Lieutenant handed me this and said "One man is powerless before history, but for he who is armed with history itself"

I asked Emma once what it was like being a Titan and she explained to me the indoc process and I got so mad I had to leave to cool off in the tree room

MARIAH CAREY?!?!?!

Dude I joined the Federation Legion to get cheap wings and drinks when I'm in garrison and they sat my ass down for a 2 hour lecture on "Federationism" and why spacenoid independence is bad >:-( I'm AEUG you rat bastards

It's weird as hell that the AEUG makes the girls wear that mini dress shit but at least we don't have to wear Federation Gray

I miss my theyfriend :-(

FUCK A COURT MARTIAL LOVE IS REAL 🏳️‍⚧️💜

Of course I joined the military. My parents were awful and I wasn't hugged enough as a child

Dude I'm so normal (guy who screams for help in his sleep)

Everyone I play mahjong with makes it so obvious when they're in tenpai. They act like I'm reading their minds but it's sooooo obvious.

There's still people on ISS but it's a museum now