Can check

Made it to 100 followers which means I can reveal 1 secret: I was promoted to LCPL twice (received an NJP for, actually, we don't have to go there tonight, but trust it was worth it)

I heard they have a hot dog roller on the Radish. God I wish that were me

I heard bsck in AD being a pilot used to be cool and prestigious but I'm out here posting through it because #TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart and I haven't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks

This #Pride I promise to roast CPT Quattro every time he says weird vague stuff about living without regrets and holding into your deepest connections like oh my God just call him!!!

All the best artists are schizophrenic but Dr. Hasan says I really shouldn't be saying stuff like that 🍵

music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2_... Scott Miller gets me.

Every month can be pride if you're t4t. I miss them

Not to have paranoid delusions EVERY summer but VGK made it to the finals again so it's not my fault #FuckVegas

Found my old enlistment contract. It's crazy how much has changed.

Ranking pilots from most to least closeted

Pride Night on the Argama is next Saturday dude I don't even wanna know

Lowkey is Torres ftm? Don't tell him I asked

I could be rollerblading into the sunset with my theyfriend but we're in the fleet so I'm stuck in the berthing with all you virgins

Can you mount a bayonet on the service pistol? Should you?

Im not even happy this Pride, man

I heard the Titans do crazy torture experiments to manufacture newtypes despite actively covering up their existence

Another day of waiting for orders #TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart

I feel like I got hit by a truck

This #MemorialDay I'm remembering all the pilots I shot down who didn't have to die

If we have all this damn time on our hands I should be scrimmaging dude. 3 on 3 days at Granada are every Monday and Tuesday, AEUG and goalies skate free. Maybe I could even do summer league. But nooooo

On ship today. No planned ops, waiting for orders. Today our job was "paint the hangar bulkheads". We painted them a month ago.

Earth Federation has always had enlisted pilots presumably because we're basically armored grunts and are expected to be vaporized in space for peanuts. The AEUG has a fundamentally different doctrine which is why instead of banning homosexuality like EFF we have Don't Ask Don't Tell

I think I'm gonna reenlist

Happy #MilitaryAppreciationMonth to the AEUG only

I will say the AEUG never runs out of T like civilian pharmacies do on account of intercolony logistics. And I don't have to pay copay for my aripiprazole. Top surgery was free too. It's kinda fire tbh

Ok looking back I kinda see why they hazed the shit out of me. Like yeah ok I get it. But I was right.

When I was a boot 1LT Apolly used to have me pour aqua velva and dawn soap and "other stuff" in a 5 gallon bucket of hot water and scrub the hangar deck with it on my hands and knees. Now that I'm finally growing facial hair I'm kinda mad we used it all to scrub the deck. #TheseHandsDontHaze

Going for a run

I need an apple juice

When was I approved for the clearance? What??? I freaked out during the polygraph and punched my interviewer in the face when he asked if I've ever smoked weed, we must be desperate for SIGINT help

AEUG Access to Education Undermines the Government

CAPT Quattro loves playing grab ass with his guys but with me he gets sad and wistful and weird and says stuff about how Mr. Amuro should deploy with us to space and how I should live without regrets, it's kind of giving divorced

I miss hockey :-(

Can check. The guys tried to get me to start dipping on board so I had to fake it do they'd knock it off. They might be a bunch of degenerates but I'm not letting them drag me down too.

🎥 HIGHLIGHT: Macklin Celebrini scores for the San Jose Sharks! https://www.nhl.com/video/sjs-wpg-celebrini-scores-goal-against-eric-comrie-6393272243112

CELEBRINI SNIPES ONE TOP SHELF 🚨 🎉 THIS IS SHARKS HOCKEY 🔥 Snap shot from Macklin, assisted by Klingberg 🍎 and Smith 🍏 past Comrie! San Jose Sharks: 6 Winnipeg Jets: 1 #TheFutureIsTeal

Whatever happens I hope Vegas is swept 💜

It really feels like calling these uniforms was kind of an afterthought, we sort of wear whatever from supply if it fits

What's better: group showers or 15 second showers?

Basil in the barracks.

Katz is a boot

Got the silencers on for this next mission. Fuck opsec I wanna see my theyfriend.

T-shirt that says "Sorry I was late for our date, I was buying gay porno tapes in Hong Kong"

Secondary MOS: sometimes 6337, duty 0911, part time dumbass, full time lover

I'm more of a goal scorer play setter tic tac toe forward anyway, but FWIW, I really don't feel like taking hits while my ankle is busted, as good as my skates are

Catching up on playoffs while we wait for transport. Overtime really is that girl. I can't wait to play again

Made it to the barracks last night, dinner at 0130, mess hall closed. Back on ship tomorrow. Cheers to spacenoid autonomy 🍻

Been eating straight MREs and banquet pot pies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN BROWN