"Hate to break it to you, but I'm not that into vore. There's probably someone around who can change size at will who'd be perfect for you, though."

"Dude, you're literally trying to lick my feet and you haven't even paid for my OnlyFans. You don't get to call me rude. Which I am, I know."

"Oh God, it's into foot stuff, too! Someone come put a leash on your cum pile."

If anyone asks where I am, don't tell them.

"Agh! What?! Agh! Who's ... THING is this?!"

"Aren't you a fountain of confidence. I don't even care if you want a donut, I'm not getting you one."

quill episode 3 down but i won't have time for episode 4 until tomorrow noooooooo! D:

Don't act like you don't enjoy a bit of goo.

"I didn't say Granny'd know I was there. Don't worry, I'll leave some change for the old fuck."

A exhale of breath, followed by a girl made visible. "Gonna just let you know I'm here before you start discovering you can jerk it."

"Bro's feeling horny for the first time and confused about it."

quill kas has reached emilia levels of "oh they're online!"

Heading to Granny's for a coffee and a donut, anybody want anything?

Heading to Granny's for a coffee and a donut, anybody want anything?

quill going to sleep so i can get the next episodes faster 🫶

Yeah I didn't either. Looked at the cover once. Mostly because the guy in the picture's kind of a beef cake, y'know what I'm saying? For like, stock photo office worker standards.

Hang on, Fondue, this is just team building shit. You know how it goes, we all take turns insulting each other and somehow that makes us closer. Bob Bob could probably tell you what page of the manual it's on.

The only part of soccer that man would be good at is the part where he has to act like a baby and roll around on the ground because he stubbed his toe or something.

Okay, wow, I know I swing low but that fruit's hanging so low it's covered in dirt.

Yeah, the actor. Look, it's hard to concentrate with Flambae just ... talking in general. Like what did he even just say?

No, no, don't throw out ideas, I'm working on something. For some reason I'm seeing De Niro. He got something to do with daddy issues?

So you want a daddy ... and a mommy to take care of you and ... hang on, there's a joke there somewhere. Hang on.

Oh yeah, Golem. He's cool. Total softy. So that's what you're into, Bobert? Like them big?

Those assholes? Nah. Nope. I'm a bit of a loner.

quill this girl has no filter. y'all know that. i will not hold back. 🫶

You like to get slammed at a bar, huh? Kinky. Like in the bathroom? You a glory hole kinda guy?

That was sarcasm? Totally thought that was the sound of you drooling all over yourself.

Nothing like hot, creamy donuts all over your face to make the 9 to 5 grind worth it, huh?

Tuesday is just a sequel to Monday, which makes it even shittier.

Ugh, Mondays!

𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖, 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕨𝕟.