www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Getting some frustrations off my chest tonight 👍🏻🎙️

Predictions for today? I’ve squeezed really tight trying to be positive but can only see a very comfortable 2-0 or 3-1 Bournemouth.

Who we backing in the arrows then? Uncle Fester or Tyrone off Corrie?

Come on Nuke destroy him KAGS

New things I’ve learned after listening to Dyche’s latest presser:

I’d like to connect on here with as many of my golf mates from X, which I’ll be leaving imminently. Reposts appreciated for reach 🤝

Back to work today. Diet back on track, new gym routine sketched out, deccies down, dry January underway, holiday getting booked this weekend….routine is my friend 🤝

Good morning everyone 💙

I’ll get more enjoyment being in work today than watching Dycheball 🎄

Keep forgetting this place exists. Is everyone just as miserable on here as they are on Twitter?

These are fantastic @evertonthegear.co.uk highly recommended. The quality is superb as was the service 👏💙

Lovely to be behind the mic again after so long tonight. It’s always like therapy 🎙️🔵

Chatting the blues 6-7pm on Radio Merseyside 🎙️

Looking forward to chatting on the sports show this Wednesday evening on @bbcmerseysport 🎙️ Help me out, if you could ask Dyche one question at a press conference, what would it be?

Oooh Yellowstone new episode is out can’t wait, tonight’s viewing sorted 🤠😬

The acid test for this place comes next Saturday doesn’t it. Haven’t Brentford lost every away game so far this season? I won’t say it but you’re all thinking too.

I can still feel the excitement 12 year old me felt seeing this photo for the first time. It was a real pinch yourself moment. What. A. Player.

Morning blues. Playing Hesketh today it’s going to be a cold one 🥶⛳️

Seems a bit hypocritical that reds are taking the moral high ground about Coote doing illegal substances, most of their first team squad have been doing the same since about 2016! Didn’t hear any noise when 43 year old James Milner was sprinting box to box in the 95th minute 💉

How do you like those apples? When I say apples I mean sirloin steak, fries and homemade chimichurri 👌

Just checking, am I allowed to dislike Dyche on here or will I get told off like I do on Twitter?

Why is that Mariah sing on Smooth FM on 15th November?

May your Friday be a blessed one. The weekend is shaping up nicely. Steak date night at home tonight, no Dyche ball to endure tomorrow and golf on Sunday.

Give Matt a follow blues 🤝

Everyone is watching Masterchef the Professionals and not England right? Right?

Just had my tea there and it’s genuinely frightening how much nicer chicken thighs are compared to breasts. I trust you all agree so there’s nothing to discuss 🐓

I sincerely mean this. To anyone I’ve annoyed on Twitter in the past or vice versa, hopefully a new platform can also be a fresh start. I may let passion and emotions take over at times but I’d like to think I’m respectful of others. Life’s too short and we’re all blues.

Anthony Gordon talking about Everton again I see 🙄 Tuchel probably said “well played” to him and every other player coming off the pitch. Ego writing cheques his ability can’t cash as usual.

Harry Kane is on his own there isn’t he. I’d rather Everton win a throw in during pre-season than England win the World Cup.

Do I just copy and paste what I put on X on here? Can’t be arsed thinking of double the things to say!😂

A nice light heart engagement post to warm your Tuesday night cockles. Chance for us to get to know each other (again). Hit me with your guiltiest pleasures in these categories (mine in brackets): Music (Kenny Rogers) TV (I’m a Celeb) Hobby (Collect Fridge Magnets) Crush (Jill Halfpenny)

Looking to connect with as many blues from my X profile as possible. 15.5k may be a push but got to start somewhere! Who knows, fast forward a year or two and this could be the platform where we share better times once TFG are in situ. UTFT 💙

By means of a Bluesky test and for comparative purposes only…. Kopites are Gobshites

Taking me back to starting Twitter 4 years ago this! Very overwhelming 🥴😯

Where the hell am I? #everton