Breaking: the bill of the international security council surrounding regulation of semi-autonomous weapons has been passed @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking news: A mariachi band has crashed the ICJ

Chinese delegate accuses Reuters of “always causing trouble” after Reuters questions China’s past statements on “dealing with terror” in Pakistan

Breaking news: China and Russia show their diplomatic strength by sharing Doritos @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

China’s delegate has rejected claims they are conducting “ethnic cleansing” at a press conference with the security committee. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

The delegation of China announces that its relationship with Pakistan is now “stable” after public tensions emerged between the nations over weapons regulation. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

The associated press has confronted China’s comments on “reconsidering its cooperation with Pakistan”, with China responding that they “remain true to that word” and recognise disparities between Pakistan and China over weapons regulation @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

The delegate of the UK has responded to Panama’s concern of a lack of progression, stating that every delegate must “contribute to progress” and forming “contention” should not be part of the committee. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Panama serving face @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

@ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social UK delegate accuses the US of “blackmail” through the use of tariffs and expresses frustration over the lack of progress in the UN Security Council.

Panama delegate dismisses US threats as “empty promises” and criticises the government shutdown as a sign of incompetence. @p-anama.bsky.social @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

@p-anama.bsky.social @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social “China will have no choice but to align with the Panama Canal” declares Panama in response to press questions about China-US alliances

@p-anama.bsky.social @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social “In the event that China fully allies themselves with the US, SHEIN orders will have to go through a different canal” declares Panama delegate.

@p-anama.bsky.social @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social Panama expresses concern for the lack of progress in the security council and criticises the lack of clarity in debates. “They are taking their time” she told the press.

@ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social Panama criticises the formation of alliances between countries and the unwillingness to hear the smaller nations during the security council.

Panama delegate publicly criticises the US’s approach to diplomacy, stating that “the US believes the world revolves around twitter” and insists that it will continue its public criticism of US humanitarian violations. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Panama responds to the US comments that there are “no concerns of conflict” following threats to bomb Panama stating that “this is not a conflict, this is an abuse of power, just like Israel’s invasion of Gaza. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Inquiry reveals an arsonist that was part of the Greens Party was responsible for Australia’s current bushfire tragedy. The arsonists have reportedly been detained, however, further details have yet to be revealed @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

“We will put Australian students first, before international students” declares Susan Ley in response to criticisms about her party’s education policies @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Susan Ley shuts down a coalition with Pauline Hanson and insists Labour is a “united party” that will thrive after it “airs out its opposition”. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Susan Ley faces an onslaught of questions from reporters as labour’s history is and future capacity for leadership is placed under scrutiny. “I would expect a better question from a reputable source” she told a Fox News reporter. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

In a statement to Al Jazeera, the delegate of Panama expressed a desire to support the fight against antisemitism while simultaneously condemning the US’ funding of Israel’s “murder of babies” @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

In a statement to Al Jazeera, the US delegate doubled down on threats to Panama, stating that it wishes to “nuke a new canal” in the nation and has “no concern” for the tensions which may come after. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Panama expresses support for China as a “trading friend” and responds to the US aggression with threats of shutting down access to the Panama Canal. “They rely on us to ship their SHEIN clothes” the Panama delegate said in a statement to Al Jazeera. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Panama’s delegate publicly criticises the US opposition to semi-autonomous weapons, citing the nation’s support for Israel’s genocide in Gaza and its threats to bomb Panama as examples of hypocrisy. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

China has reinforced its support for Panama after threats from America stating that it would “bomb Panama” and “make a new canal” if Panama ceases access to the Panama Canal. China insists that it will “defend Panama” from these threats. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: An AFP reporter has been arrested after falsely reporting that China had declared war against the US, causing stock markets around the world to crash. Reuters reporters can be heard at the scene expressing their support for the arrest. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

@ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social The One Nation Party endorses “Personal friend of Pauline Hanson” and “patriot” Jeff McMahon for the seat of Isaac while the Liberal Party endorses Keith Wolahon of the same seat.

@ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social Susan Ley delivers a scathing critique of the proposed bushfire relief plan, calling it “wildly unrealistic” and financially infeasible

@ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social Breaking: delegate for Panama PROUDLY hangs Monaco’s flag during diplomatic event, sparking outrage amongst critics

Breaking: Former member for Isaacs has resigned, citing his age and an unforeseen family tragedy. A by election for his seat has been called. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

The US calls for discussion over the use of semi-AWS weaponry by Israel in order to “defend itself against Hamas”. This has sparked outrage amongst experts, with all nations other than the US voting against the motion @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

The delegate of the US reinforces support for Israel, stating “Israel needs to defend itself from Hamas” in response to calls for changes to how weapons are regulated. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

“Algeria is committed to transparency mechanisms” declares delegate in response to inquiries from the UK about its position on semiautonomous and regulated weapons. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: an unexpected El Niño event has ignited concerns of “Australia’s worst bushfire season” according to experts. Fires have already been identified at the locations shown below and residents in these areas are encouraged to watch news carefully and evacuate @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: outrage sparks over witness claims that Pauline Hanson was seen hitting a puppy. This has further exacerbated recent discussions about her cruel political approach. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking news: Former prime minister Anthony Albanese last seen in a “bright light” before disappearing. Concerns have been raised as his current location remains unknown. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: the delegate of Russia has joined the committee and calls for strengthening of existing regulation frameworks around lethal weapons @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Day 2 of discussions begin, with nations discussing the regulation of new inventions in weaponry and how regulation can be enforced @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

“You fund them as well” says US delegate in response to UK’s criticisms of the nation’s funding of Israel during Gaza crisis. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: France proposes a “legally binding treaty” to ensure meaningful control of weapons use. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Pakistan delegate states debate surrounding lethal nature of semi-autonomous weapons are “obsolete” before emphasising the need for legal measures as the only way to manage such weaponry effectively. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Greece refuses to declare a desire to ban semi-autonomous weapons in response to persistent inquiry from the US @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

France and the UK express concern over the feasibility of a governing body over fully and semiautonomous weapons. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: China and US agree over the provision of “heavily regulated” semi-autonomous weapons. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

“What information can you release after you have been nuked” declares US delegate after Somalia threatens to release statistics of human rights violations. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: China and the US have threatened to “bomb” Somalia in response to inquiries about both nations him rights violations. Algeria has expressed concern over rising tensions. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking: delegates vote in favour of caucus preventing the misuse of AU in warfare by non-state actors. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking news: The United States delegate declares an intention to “expel” Reuters journalist over heated exchange regarding lethal weapons. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

Breaking news: Panama “condemns” the US’s commitment to prohibiting lethal weapons while simultaneously funding a genocide in Gaza.