Taking hole applications, apply below

Taking hole applications, apply below

Im back

Im back

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one last dumb compression test

(BSKY video compression test)

Hey yall, im gunna be taking a few weeks of break to stop the burnout! Thank you for the birthday wishes and support, i appreciate you guys 💕

Its my birthday! Consider getting me a present? 🥰 throne.com/decherdtheman

T-1 day until birthday

Slight smug smile

Feeling E X T R A T H I C K today

Feeling E X T R A T H I C K today

If you know me, you know I enjoy growing my hoard of silicone treasure! Heres a little clip of @swisoktoys.bsky.social 's fun Mechasteed toy that I got to do a *thorough* review of!

Another one of those silly barbarian cosplays from a while back

Another one of those silly barbarian cosplays from a while back

Streching! Also, I may or may not have yoinked a roll of caution tape to tastefully wrap around my body for a photoshoot.

So sleepy lately!

So sleepy lately!

Almost to 8k followers! Woo!

My birthdays cumming up! What do you plan on getting me?

My birthdays cumming up! What do you plan on getting me?

With the latest internet security and privacy debacles regarding payment processors and id verification, the urge to keep up posting has been less present. Make sure to keep making a stink to your respective political representatives and payment processors. I know I fuckin am 😮‍💨

With the latest internet security and privacy debacles regarding payment processors and id verification, the urge to keep up posting has been less present. Make sure to keep making a stink to your respective political representatives and payment processors. I know I fuckin am 😮‍💨

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Easy like sunday morning

Easy like sunday morning

Did your eyes go from top to bottom? Or bottom to top?

Did your eyes go from top to bottom? Or bottom to top?

Just filmed an anal session that had so many bloopers, Im thinking about sending it out unedited. Im a hung breeding stud, im a greedy hole, but first and foremost im a comedian god damnit.

You can see a little bit of my dimple!

You can see a little bit of my dimple!

You know the rules, new bathroom new nude

You know the rules, new bathroom new nude

Good lighting

Good lighting

Ive been busy lately! Hope you didnt miss me and my beer-can cock too much

Ive been busy lately! Hope you didnt miss me and my beer-can cock too much

Another from the sunshine shoot

Another from the sunshine shoot

Beefcake, and not because of the cow-print

Beefcake, and not because of the cow-print

On top of getting some pretty bad news, I didnt have the privacy to do a full creative photoset that I was excited for 🤪 At least my cock looks amazing here

Finally got some space to do more creative photos tomorrow

Finally got some space to do more creative photos tomorrow

Blast from the past from my OF from back when part time work let me spend more time focusing on the gym, my body, and how much joy that gave me. I like a lot of aspects about myself more now, but Im resentful that every day I have 10 hours of time taken by my job that Id love to spend anywhere else.

Fucking latex.. every time i see it, I crave getting more. I should just bite the bullet and do it.

Quick lazy nude

Quick lazy nude

Happy fat cock friday