Immediately sees a man fat in a dress and assumes transphobia #notverywokeofyou

Hello

Comment on this and I’ll name a duck after you

This account is GOING to get suspended😭 Old people are starting to genuinely believe I’m Jerry Seinfeld💀

Oomf won’t fb here

I haven’t touched this account in months How?

I should start posting my tweets here

They got Bluesky in 696😭

Now, I was born in 2009, so correct me if I’m wrong, but “old internet” and “a little safe online corner where people are kind and positive and everyone can freely express themselves” do NOT go together

If this was tw*tter everyone would be complaining about how she has breasts

Are my tastes bad for really liking this song?

This is a lie

The Luigi strategy

People keep asking how to get a handle with a different ending. You just need to own the domain and you can change your handle to it :) Just click the "I have my own domain" in the handle change option in Settings and follow the instructions

No it’s not The first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club And you just broke that rule

They need to add private accounts

Top ten sequels that were better than the original

I wanna get the most liked post in bluesky history

You’re right She’s bad

Likes are private here too

I was inhaling and thought my nose was making this noise

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

I’m going to make this site toxic af

The Weezer conspiracy It’s real