There's currently a Bill going through the Tennessee Legislature to permit the display of the Ten Commandments in schools, which as I recall have something to say about this sort of thing

THERE'S BEEN SMOKE AT THE VATICAN, BUT WHO'S IT FOR CHRIS KAMARA?!

Please tell me where I can get a pint for a fiver because I've not seen one in the wild outside the working men's club for years

You can fly away to the end of the world, but where does it get you?

You can only have one category of carb for the rest of your life - potatoes, bread, rice or pasta/noodles Please pick one and provide your reasoning because I'm sending myself mad with this

Gutted at The Gun on Well Street closing its doors. If a much-loved and always-busy pub can't survive, what pub can? The Plough on Homerton High Street closed last month, too 😮‍💨

Shout out to my beaut of a colleague who, without prompting or being asked, is laying the groundwork to avoid me being misgendered before I arrive in a new office, what an absolute king 👑

Seems a bit overspecced for the Championship www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Would always have said £10m until literally last month because I just wouldn't see the point in any greater level of unearned personal wealth but given the era we live in I'd probably take the billion and do something genuinely meaningful with it (less the £350k required to buy the rest of my flat)

We've reached the era where everyone dresses for June or January and everyone's getting it wrong (I'm June)

It's the Labour Party's 125th birthday today In the last week, we've launched the roll out of breakfast clubs to feed hungry kids, committed tens of millions extra to prevent homelessness and announced more support for hospices and dentistry Still the only game in town for real change

You had 14 years in power and left a country of 70 million people with 14 long range guns

Watching the screen at the gym and I've learned that the world's fastest edible car ran at 17.4mph and at this point I may as well just admit that my brain is rotting

I think at this point we all have to admit that we were wrong about Kelman, Richie was right, and that we should do everything to keep him given he's out of contract at QPR at the end of the season #lofc

That was Brown's best game for us, absolutely phenomenal

Vote Green, get privatisation of council houses! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So tired that I just wrote 'the phenomenon of football is becoming all too common' in a briefing for an MP

Night Tube absolutely outdoing itself with one group of people asking me to open their BuzzBall (I agreed despite protestations it would ruin my nails) and another offering to share their BuzzBall (I agreed without protestations)

Why is every west London tube station hidden inside a weird shopping centre with 18 exits, all of which emerge onto an unnavigable roundabout

Embarrassing for Liverpool to only be one up at half time against the Leyton Orient Supporters' Club

David Lynch. Utterly heartbreaking news. What a talent, what a legacy.

Cream always rises

Decent commentary on BBC Derby for anyone else not at the game this eve #lofc

That is absolutely horrifyingly sad news about The Vivienne

Yesterday saw London's latest sunrise of the year, at 08:06 Starting this morning, the sun rises earlier every day until 17 June next year 🌇

Yesterday was Orient's largest home attendance since the FA Cup 5th Round game against Arsenal on 20 February 2011 For a league game, nothing has matched yesterday's attendance at any point in the last 25 years at least; anyone remember when we last topped 8914? #lofc

Imagine being Josh Keeley and managing that controlled run into midfield followed by the long pass down the wing and it's not even close to your key attacking moment of the season, as a literal goalkeeper #lofc

Been weighing up whether the Cambridge left back was terrible or Agyei was just entirely unplayable today and I think the answer is 'yes'

Just a Christmas dinner Gant chart for tonight, girl's gotta plan y'know

2024 has been the weirdest, hardest, saddest, happiest and most accomplished year of my life and I'm not sure I could ever begin to describe or unpack it all

Fascinated at Wellens' non-denial re signing Josh Keeley permanently. Would be thrilled but Spurs would be mad to lose him, the boy has it all #lofc

Any thoughts? Having reconsidered, I think he might be right with Stratford

Need a Christmas Eve soundtrack? Need almost eight hours of a Christmas Eve soundtrack of pop, weird covers and deep cuts that I've been working on for the last *six years*? Look no further, Merry Christmas 🎄 open.spotify.com/playlist/44G...

Today is the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year. Fans not being woken up by the sun screaming at them should, however, take solace, as the mornings will continue to draw in every day until 30 December (it's me I'm fans)

Always love the Hackney Empire panto, but there's no getting away from the fact that it no longer scales the heights of the Susie McKenna era. The politics and Hackney in-jokes really made it and they're sorely missed.

Nelson Mandela being released from prison There was a newsflash that interrupted the kids TV programme I was watching at the time and I asked my dad what was going on. Was left none the wiser tbh because I was five

Just passed 5 million steps this year 💪🏻

Today sees London's earliest sunset of 2024. The sun will now set later every day until 24 June next year 🌇

Bristol Rovers were the worst opposition we've faced in a long, long time

babe are u ok uve not eaten ur cthuloid turkey dinner

Heard a conversation between two people on the Overground earlier about the new lines names in which she explained to him what the Windrush generation and Windrush scandal were, which felt like a very live demo of why public realm diversity matters

Good morning

Last tomato harvest of the year, 1.5kg, gonna be eating green tomatoes for weeks 🍅

Kinda think people should go full early twitter re-enactment on here, might start an account in the name of 12p Asda Smartprice Noodles or something

George Galloway

It feels frankly cruel that pills for ADHD (a condition that literally makes you less efficient) are now only obtainable by trying your luck at literally dozens of pharmacies, on a prescription that's only valid for 28 days (rather than the standard six months)

I often find myself thinking about Leyton Orient legend and journeyman striker Scott McGleish. He was playing for the O's in my first year as a season ticket holder, 1997/98. He was 23 and already at his second spell with us; he'd do a cartwheel after scoring. Scott McGleish is still playing.

Shane MacGowan was central to and spoke so strongly to the London Irish culture of the late twentieth century that so many of us grew up in. We lost a bit of ourselves today and it's desperately sad

not an american but my advice to the world would be to make your own pesto. it's delicious and really easy to do! try it with different combos of herbs and nuts! parsley! oregano! pistachio! cashew! mix and match! it's so damned good and it takes like ten minutes!