I’m gonna come back to this app. Twitter fucking blows nowadays

90s vibe

Getting a haircut today. That is all.

Facts. Not the kind of sweating and panting I have in mind for on a first date/link…

Call me a psycho then.

Glasses look kinda growing on me…

This is the only app i don’t feel like i have an image to uphold on. I can just be my cynical, sad boy, situationally funny, occasionally horny self on here.

I lived like 4 different lives this year… Like 2024 absolutely deconstructed me.

If you like pressure you gon have to say that, I am not the type lol I am very much a “okay no worries” typa guy, I’m not begging nobody for time and if I don’t sense excitement or enthusiasm I’m not gonna feel like you even wanna see me.

Kendrick had no business putting crack in this song.

I went to this shit last year, and it really made me go “Damn… Detroit is actually an underrated city”

Ion know…. Im realizing all it takes for a woman to say is “you’re handsome” or “you smell good” and I’m like

I’ve got vacation coming up in 2 weeks, so it’s that time of year where my mindset is “I’m going to work every waking moment and not have a social life until vacation” mode

Beefeater

Her: Annnd I just freshly shaved 🤭😏 Me: So no bush?

For real... I blame those damn viners & youtubers.

GOOD.

I deadass can’t wait for my glasses prescription to come in…. My vision during the day: Solid But once it’s night time…?

Can’t relate. Yall be well tho

Yall: zip-up hoodies Me, an intellectual: Zippies

Code switch. It’s a lost art in my book so I just stay quiet and reserved because i know “nigga” will slip out if I’m too comfortable in the conversation in the wrong rooms/company

The superior and most underrated single off that album.

Only if she in the passenger seat.

I’m trying to be a pure soul on this account unlike my other platforms… But if i don’t get my **** **** until I cry soon, I’m gonna lose my marbles.

I ain’t even realize this app had DMs until I got one yesterday…. This shit really IS peaceful lmao

Drop the lockscreen (📸: me in Ireland)

I genuinely always do… except one. I hope that woman stubs her pinky toe every morning her eyes open and is greeted with a slew of minor inconveniences throughout the day.

I posted this on Twitter, but forgot to share it here a while back as well. I've never played Final Fantasy 1 myself, but have always seen many others play it. The game over theme always reminded me of this song, which led me to make this very cursed and uncanny mashup.

Trademark infringement on that coochie 😤😤👍🏾

A part that transitions into my initials 💯

I’m giving her a low taper fade

When you’re trying to take some solid flicks but your friend relishes in killing the vibe.

WE LIKE AND CHERISH ALL THAT SHIT ‘ROUND THESE PARTS. SO QUIT ASKING

Sure, I’m an overthinker BUT my intuition never fails me.

It’s raining like hell today…. If that’s not a clear sign for me to just lay in bed and rot, i don’t know what is

Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One TV show 📺

What's a pic of you that could be an album cover: Anytime I’m in all black.

I mean there was this one time but it was completely dark an— You know what. Nevermind. No comment. I’m trying to be a pure soul on this platform.

Define “peed on”……

Whole song can go straight to hell

To Do List: -Masturbating -Dissociating

This app is gonna be where i can just drop artsy fartsy photos i randomly take. #ATL

A hangover after 25 is just ‘horny’ and ‘anxiety’ sprinkled with IBS.

It really be like that sometimes. 😀

My phone camera got an astigmatism.

I don’t consider anyone that I’ve met to be a mistake because i like to think every body is a canon event for some character development. (It was in Detroit.)