my wife just asked me how to find fanfiction for her favorite show. my love. my sweet angel.

watching ER and i’m kicking my feet and giggling over noah wyle’s lil teeth i would die for u john carter

oh btw I had a baby last week. really cutting into my fanfiction time.

idk about y’all but I don’t want a world without dr. samira mohan. in fact, I want ten more shows just about her.

my problem with mohabbot is that it’s the first ship that I’m mad I’m not personally a part of.

thinking about ✨them✨

this is whitaker and santos on a night off and you can’t convince me otherwise

happy due date to me I am still very pregnant

39 weeks and honestly? the portrayal of bella’s pregnancy is so real

hey the last thing a woman who is 39 weeks pregnant wants to do is tell you how she’s feeling so she probably doesn’t want to answer that question to every person she knows

I wanna thank the writers of The Pitt I guess for letting me watch my fanfiction happen on the tv apparently???

and if I’ve spent the last week reading every scrap of hucklerobby, that’s just meditation actually

they won’t let me stream pillion bc it would make me too strong

what do you mean it’s not playing in theaters here?

I haven’t been a pregnancy crier this whole time, but I’m having such a stressful work time, and I can’t have a beer at the basketball game tonight so now I’m crying.

it just makes me insane bc I’m not allowed to say anything but we’ve actually been watching people be executed with our own eyes on video for my entire adult life and nothing. ever. changes.

i just think after heated rivalry’s insane success for hbo, they should consider bringing back other queer love stories with dedicated followings. just a thought tho.

pls continue putting him in cozy sweaters forever i’m collecting them for science 🙃

i’m manifesting my future so picture this. i’m 36 weeks pregnant. by myself. reclining theater seat. big ass popcorn. large soda water. midday. pillion.

I’m finally watching Leslie Jones on Syd & Olivia talk shit, and when they were listing some of her credits, they mentioned ofmd, and she (very softly) said, “Our Flag Means Death—I love that show” 🥹🥹🥹

needs to be the same notice in office spaces as in airplanes. please wear headphones. no one wants to hear your meditation, your 90s hits, your phone call. least of all my adhd ass 🙃

i’m 32 today, and it has been an insane year, but i’m now six months pregnant, and i just got a promotion. so things are still hard and generally very stupid, but also good. also good 🥹

I hate it here

look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level. the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...

pregnant women should be immune from all sickness someone pass a law

every queer girlie has a celebrity crush they’re absolutely feral about, and mine has been alexander skarsgård for so long that my 4’10” wife wants to fight him. anyway i’m having a wonderful time.

exactly 😌✨💕

watching your family google some misinformation they were spouting to prove you wrong and then proceed to scroll and scroll and scroll 😌

BRO 😩😩😩

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? This mf that came out of the TOILET in Spice World. I checked every toilet until I was a teenager like whose idea was this?

just found out that the u.s. won’t get pillion until 2026. asking for space in my time of mourning.

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen: - Houndmouth - Taylor Swift - The 1975, The 1975, The 1975 - Greta Van Fleet - Bad Suns I miss spending all of my money on concert tickets 💀

My wife donated my shitty paintings I did when we were poor in our first apartment instead of putting them at the road and they sold 🥹

i’m just a girl. standing in a dumpster. asking her drill instructor (with whom she has incredible sexual tension) to love her. sir.

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

moving into my new home

Was just told “I’ve never seen someone… bloom… so fast! Are you sure it’s not twins?”

please watch the netflix series boots please

giggling and kicking my feet bc cope and sullivan kissed in a fic oh man we’re so back and by back I mean possessed by a new tv show 😌

Boots could be Queer as Folk good if we all get really chill about fictional age gaps in the name of revenge for Brian & Justin.

slipped into a new fandom and already ran through all the fics. don’t know how im gonna make it.

anyway watch boots on netflix if only bc I need them to kiss soooo bad

a note for maternity clothing designers—if no one else is wearing skinny jeans, why would pregnant women want them??

hey @netflix.com i gotta TV asset for you to acquire… #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD

FUCKING PARDON??? 🥵🥵🥵

Alexander Skarsgård the man that you are‼️

my wife and I got pregnant on our first try, my anxiety is the lowest it’s ever been in my life, my family is healthy, and alexander skarsgård is outside promoting his gay kink film. this is the best timeline, truly.

a higher power is looking out for my best interests* *this man with his arms out

Four conferences in the books officially, and this one was the most pleasant, smooth-running, lovely time. I’m very proud of me 😌

Things I’ve said this week running my conference that just felt ✨good✨: 1. Joke’s on you. I don’t manage anyone. 2. We’ll roll with it. 3. I literally don’t care where you are at what time. 4. No.