I’m finally watching Leslie Jones on Syd & Olivia talk shit, and when they were listing some of her credits, they mentioned ofmd, and she (very softly) said, “Our Flag Means Death—I love that show” 🥹🥹🥹

needs to be the same notice in office spaces as in airplanes. please wear headphones. no one wants to hear your meditation, your 90s hits, your phone call. least of all my adhd ass 🙃

i’m 32 today, and it has been an insane year, but i’m now six months pregnant, and i just got a promotion. so things are still hard and generally very stupid, but also good. also good 🥹

I hate it here

look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level. the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...

pregnant women should be immune from all sickness someone pass a law

every queer girlie has a celebrity crush they’re absolutely feral about, and mine has been alexander skarsgård for so long that my 4’10” wife wants to fight him. anyway i’m having a wonderful time.

exactly 😌✨💕

watching your family google some misinformation they were spouting to prove you wrong and then proceed to scroll and scroll and scroll 😌

BRO 😩😩😩

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? This mf that came out of the TOILET in Spice World. I checked every toilet until I was a teenager like whose idea was this?

just found out that the u.s. won’t get pillion until 2026. asking for space in my time of mourning.

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen: - Houndmouth - Taylor Swift - The 1975, The 1975, The 1975 - Greta Van Fleet - Bad Suns I miss spending all of my money on concert tickets 💀

My wife donated my shitty paintings I did when we were poor in our first apartment instead of putting them at the road and they sold 🥹

i’m just a girl. standing in a dumpster. asking her drill instructor (with whom she has incredible sexual tension) to love her. sir.

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

moving into my new home

Was just told “I’ve never seen someone… bloom… so fast! Are you sure it’s not twins?”

please watch the netflix series boots please

giggling and kicking my feet bc cope and sullivan kissed in a fic oh man we’re so back and by back I mean possessed by a new tv show 😌

Boots could be Queer as Folk good if we all get really chill about fictional age gaps in the name of revenge for Brian & Justin.

slipped into a new fandom and already ran through all the fics. don’t know how im gonna make it.

anyway watch boots on netflix if only bc I need them to kiss soooo bad

a note for maternity clothing designers—if no one else is wearing skinny jeans, why would pregnant women want them??

hey @netflix.com i gotta TV asset for you to acquire… #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD

FUCKING PARDON??? 🥵🥵🥵

Alexander Skarsgård the man that you are‼️

my wife and I got pregnant on our first try, my anxiety is the lowest it’s ever been in my life, my family is healthy, and alexander skarsgård is outside promoting his gay kink film. this is the best timeline, truly.

a higher power is looking out for my best interests* *this man with his arms out

Four conferences in the books officially, and this one was the most pleasant, smooth-running, lovely time. I’m very proud of me 😌

Things I’ve said this week running my conference that just felt ✨good✨: 1. Joke’s on you. I don’t manage anyone. 2. We’ll roll with it. 3. I literally don’t care where you are at what time. 4. No.

the nurses at the ob: “you’re not feeling him move yet, right?” my son at 17 weeks:

where is my alexander skarsgård in a silly little gay kink movie support group? am I meant to go through this life altering moment all by myself or what?

I can’t wait until one of yall writes the Pillion (2025) stizzy AU I can already see in my future

I… have passed away. Holy shit. youtu.be/bFtpTcZehck?...

when does nesting usually start bc I am tearing this house uppppp

I’m TELLING you to get into The Black Dagger Brotherhood if you’re into found family and people being soft about their person and interesting, complex FMCs.

is there a visibility day for people who are probably lesbians but also nearly pass away every time they see alexander skarsgård so still identify as bisexual, or no?

Unpopular b*g br*ther opinion (apparently), but if I was Kelsey, I’d set the house on fire. I’d throw his shit over the wall into the pool. I’d drone drop a picture of myself making out with someone else that has “you’re embarrassingly bad at this game and you’re not smart” scrawled on the back.

screenshotting the cdc current vaccination recommendations for my unborn child so they don’t fckin die before becoming a toddler I guess

young Black men do not hang themselves from trees, so go ahead and jot that down

no thoughts except ✨him✨

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

Tramell Tillman winning was all I WANTED god no one has deserved an award more

just started watching the paper and when I say young stede bonnet…

Obsessed with people passing me in traffic and then getting stuck at the same red light as me. Did you get to go really fast? 🥹 Did you have fun? Gosh, you sure are a big boy.

ugh. you know who would love taika’s sassy little purple cape? you know who would be so nervous but do that exact walk and then demand everyone clap? edward babygirl teach. he’s still in there 🥹

bought tickets to see hadestown earlier, and I’ve waited for years so now I’m at my desk with goosebumps on my arms, crying listening to the soundtrack

We had the numbers. Still do.