The Shroud of Urine

Rumor is that the franchise will have to leave the “Bears” name, logo, and history behind in Chicago (similar to the Browns relocation to Baltimore) The Heenan family, owners of the former Chicago franchise, will rechristen the team the “Hammond Eggers”

For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.