do NOT drink alcohol it will give u a hangover

can this app work for once

do NOT drink alcohol it will give u a hangover

as a gesture of friendship and enduring peace I propose a ceremonial exchange of saliva

generational joke

strait of hormuz? taxes? idk what u talking about, come back to bed honey

all my friends have boobs

finding the right products and routine for curly and wavy hair is like finding the formula for the atomic bomb

im like a cylinder but in a brick way

“According to Polybius, Cato once remarked that one sign of the deterioration of the Republic was that pretty boys now cost more than fields, jars of pickled fish more than ploughmen.” ok buddy i know what you are

this is a safe space for all the nasty girls

viele wissen es nicht aber dieser account wird aus deutschland heraus betrieben

<3

i need therapy

bandenmaessige komputersabotage

eating at grandma’s always leaves me stuffed beyond my capacities. i look pregnant now

math exam grades still not out

they looked at me at the kebab place and gave me the biggest platter known to man

kiss it,,

kiss it,,

If you see this use "❌" for what you don't eat: Mustard: Pickle: Cilantro: Pizza with pineapple: Sushi: Broccoli: Mushroom: Liver: Hamburger: Olives: Cheese: Sandwich: Fish: Potatoes: Carrots: Coffee: Soda: Tomato:

sometimes i have this urge to color my hair dark purple, get tats and more piercings

once i had three knockers at my door trying to sell me an isp contract and they were so rubbish at it with their memorised phrases, one of them asked me "do you have internet?" as a starter. no bruv i communicate through the power of friendship

just to clarify

most masculine emo boy

most masculine emo boy

open kitchens are a total clusterfuck of a trend

woof 🐾

Oh, you like puppies? Name every ouppy

Oh, you like Twinks? Name every Twink.

"im going to lobotomize you" girl, you are too late

just clocked in at the eepyness factory

got myself a treat!! funny computer worm necklace :3

so real

was supposed to end the math grind on friday by going to a post hardcore gig by friends but the pigs raided the place and now it got cancelled, they just cant see me win

don’t get lip balm that smells like cake if ure a hungry one

i'm a freak

cause im too faggot and im too fucking gay u tell me to to get on my knees or get out of the way

shout out to the one moot that always gifts me nitro, u lowk own me atp

the app needs to stop pushing cute twinks on my timeline because i might start thinking they are actually real

me uhh when me and you uhhmm and me uhhh

bet it feels nice to be owned haha

hi guys #femsky #femskynsfw

5'8 punching bag

going to psychosis all alone handsome?

suns out crops out

suns out crops out

every post i get recommended from What's Hot Classic is literally giga slop

boop :3

thank you for 400 followers <3<3