Ashton Kelly of Nashville
@theashtonkelly.bsky.social
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I’ll ruin you for other women and I’m not even sorry. 🤷♀️ AshtonKelly.com
Quick! Someone buy me some bright orange lingerie to match my Halloween nails! 🤩🎃
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I don’t get why people rail against Jews and immigrants when there are people out there who whistle in public and pronounce familiar “fermiliar.” Y’all wanna cleanse the human race, let’s start with these vermin. WHO’S WITH ME???
6 days ago
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Helping with incall housekeeping 🥹
7 days ago
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Bet you’ve never been jealous of a plastic flamingo before.
8 days ago
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Sans-tats Sunday
11 days ago
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Thanks for the birthday mani, C! 🤩💅
13 days ago
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The humble crew-neck tee, transformed by underboob. Magic.
15 days ago
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You deserve an upgrade.
17 days ago
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The piercing is back 🥵
19 days ago
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I wore space buns for him on our first date and now he requests them every time. 😊
20 days ago
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After all these years I had my first Pretty Woman moment last night when my client caught me flossing. 🤭 YOU SHOULDN’T NEGLECT YOUR GUMS.
22 days ago
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I've been a plaid, plaid girl.
24 days ago
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Do you see a sundress or a prelude?
26 days ago
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Playing with AI in Photoshop is my new addiction. 🤩
28 days ago
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📣 Very little availability left this week, but next week I’ve got some time here and there. See you soon?
about 1 month ago
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It's our paradise and it's our war zone.
about 1 month ago
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As my body vibrated with the memory of his touch and my skin shimmered with a cocktail of his sweat and mine: an invitation to shower before I left. “No, thanks,” I told him. “I want to wear you home.”
about 1 month ago
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When the dystopian hellscape gets you down, PRESS ON.
about 1 month ago
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Props to the fellow hiker who graciously pretended he didn’t catch me snapping this. 🤭
about 1 month ago
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Cutest couple ever 🐶
about 1 month ago
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Come soak me up like the last rays of summer sun.
about 1 month ago
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I’m so fortunate that all my favorite suitors enjoy spoiling me as much as I enjoy spoiling them. 😍 If you’d like to send me some birthday love and are looking for inspiration, check out my wish list:
ashtonkelly.com/wish-list
. 💋
about 2 months ago
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• 📣 📣 📣 IT’S •
about 2 months ago
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• MY •
about 2 months ago
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• BIRTHDAY •
about 2 months ago
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• MONTH! 📣 📣 📣 •
about 2 months ago
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At an adorable diner last night, when asked if I wanted lemon with my water, I proffered my usual response: “Surprise me.” And for the first time ever, I was surprised. 🥹
about 2 months ago
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There is no room in my body for anything but you. -William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"
about 2 months ago
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This set won’t be in season much longer. Come see me in it?
2 months ago
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If I told you your mouth makes me forget my own name, would you hold it against me?
2 months ago
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She took him so deeply inside her he knew he would never quite find his way out again. -John Banville, "Christine Falls"
2 months ago
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Happy Gotcha Day to the most magical thing that ever happened to me. Best year of my life. 🫶
3 months ago
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bsky.app/profile/thea...
To BS’s credit, the label was removed. Now to get the label removed from the post remarking on the label… 😅
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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ditched the blonde streak kept the devilish streak
3 months ago
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Thanks to the cutie pie who took me to Fleurs de Villes ARTISTE at Cheekwood today - so fab!
3 months ago
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Amused, but not surprised, to see that a “progressive” social network considers a female body, modestly presented, to be sexually suggestive in and of itself.
3 months ago
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#fit
to serve
3 months ago
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I can ruin you a little or ruin you a lot.
3 months ago
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Don’t be mad just cuz I look better in your shirt than you do. 🙃
3 months ago
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There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would land. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
3 months ago
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Teeth are about as welcome during cunnilingus as a cactus during a prostate exam.
3 months ago
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Come unleash your animal instincts with me.
3 months ago
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daydream in neon 🩷
3 months ago
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soft waves strong undertow
3 months ago
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Comfort. Caress. Worship. Undo. What can these lips do for you today?
3 months ago
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It’s been said that human nature can’t abide a mystery. Come satisfy your curiosity already.
3 months ago
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When you're ready to explore beyond the ordinary, I'll be here.
3 months ago
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busted 🤭
4 months ago
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His taste in lingerie is 💯.
4 months ago
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