you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked

Starting to think maybe @edzitron.com was right about this ai stuff

This is the man held up as a visionary genius by a significant % of American adults.

Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people

We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline

[1:1] On the seventh day God rested. [1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well. [1.3] Resting whips ass he said. [1.4] It was all formless and empty and always would be. [1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us. [1.6] We were all resting too.

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen

'I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man' -- Tom Paine via the great Jill Lepore www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...)

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance *I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Starting to wonder if this Trump guy is really as squeaky clean as I’ve been led to believe thus far

Dude knows how to grift ‘em. Stick it to us lefties to start (mea culpa, 100%)…then pivot to the true idiots on the right.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Whore you, the apostrophe police?

We’ve heard from the scorpion that he’s willing to cross the river without stinging us

Really enjoying @senangusking.bsky.social bloviating on CNN about how Republicans successfully called his and the Democrats’ bluff. Literally admitting “well the Republicans weren’t going to cave so of course we had to do it”. Just a fucking turd, all of these cowards.

schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Donny: Are the Senate Dems gonna help us, Walter?

Capitulate, capitulate, and capitulate more later: a tale of moderate Democrats

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

are renewables better for the environment than fossil fuels? yes. is it cheaper? also yes. is it less dangerous to extract? yes, significantly. but you've gotta understand if we switched, the people who are currently wealthy would not be as wealthy

My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Of course a billionaire, best known for insider trading during a global pandemic, would be fearful of the proletariat

Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.

The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.

@fetterman.senate.gov You fucking suck

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Spittles

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago

Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.