I dunno. Is this place haunted? Or infested? Not really sure what the difference is, tbh. It’s one thing to have to re-home the occasional zombie. But when monsters are part of the staff? It raises questions I never dreamed I’d ever ask.

I’ve been getting some emails about the Events Coordinator. First of all, holding your event in the Necropolis is some twisted shit. Secondly, I can confirm the Events Coordinator IS shady as fuck. But they’re eldritch, so I dunno what you expected, or what you want me to do about it 🤷‍♂️

I guess this is as good a place as any to promote the newsletter they put me in charge of. If you wanna read about what it’s like to keep the grounds of haunted cemetery after hours, you might wanna check this out: gazette.necropolisofnotoriety.xyz

Wow, they gave me my own company social media account? I mean, makes sense, the Calamity IS a clown show after all, and I can’t help but feel like a clown when I’m trying to survive while doing my job as the Keeper of the Necropolis.