I am the darkness! Fear me! 📸: @titanusparroty.bsky.social

Psst... I've been trying to contact you about your ships extended warranty 📷: @titanusparroty.bsky.social

This might be a bit of a shocker to some of you sailors but I am an absolute Broadway and Musical nerd! You always gotta look good when you go to the theater! 📷: @titanusparroty.bsky.social

Hey there, you gotta be careful. If I wasnt watching my step you'd have been in trouble. Come with me back to my base and I'll treat you to dinner, m'k? 📷: @titanusparroty.bsky.social

Uhh.... that aft is... quite exposed... 📷: @titanusparroty.bsky.social

I’d do a lot of things for a Monster Energy

Its starting to feel like one of those weeks...

Oh ship, I forgor I exist on this platform… uhh… HI SHIPMATES! Happy Holidays!