I think it would be funny to do like one really cool thirstbait foot pic, have all these feet people come follow excited for more and then Never show a foot ever again the rest of my life.

the light at the end of the tunnel on this stuff is that you the artist can’t be replaced. go actually look at a*art accounts. it’s scrolling slop. it’s one and done, the occasional interesting pic and the rest are literally the same couple pics. They can’t train for your ideas and aesthetics.

IYKYK

Todays my day! 🎈🎈🎈

THE ENORMITIES KNOWN TO EXIST Thread

We watched project hail mary for the first time tonight. I instantly recognized the dialog as being from the guy who wrote the martian, which... dont get me started. But it was good. I really enjoyed it. On paper i shouldnt have, but everything good felt intentionally good if that makes sense.

out of all the divisive things i could say set me apart from friends and family the one that is the most hard to navigate is that i just don’t care about spoilers and dislike how deranged people who do get about them.

june being gay month and my bday month sure aren’t a coincidence 😏

So Max, how did you get with Vingean? “He was a big scary asshole when we worked together. I got mad and called him a Cunt after he broke something on the ship. Then he showed up one day and demanded we get lunch… And later that week i was in his fancy apartment with him taking his shirt off 👀”

"Max, grab one of my suit straps, stay behind me and DO NOT let go." Alt text for full flavor.

Space Mayterinity jokes by space boys 😏

The Vrail soldiers of Welo Applied Technologies.

"Max, grab one of my suit straps, stay behind me and DO NOT let go." Alt text for full flavor.

Gantu for @fraggerblats.bsky.social

“Vingean, this is the ship we have requisitioned for you,” the green vrail said. “There is a human,” said Vingean. “Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-” “Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.

When you steal from WELO you dont get arrested. They send a squad of big mean fishboys to take it back. And maybe you with it. Alt text for flavor.

i’ve got more Vin/Max stuff comin up i promise 🫵

it would be cool to try opening for comms again someday. maybe i’ll start with small ones later this summer. who knows 😎

a lot of my fav artists who do scifi-based monster OCs do robots and synthetics, i think it would super funny if I ever wanted to interact with other peoples characters is to make Vingean despise bots. like big "dont send a machine to do a mans job" energy.

When you steal from WELO you dont get arrested. They send a squad of big mean fishboys to take it back. And maybe you with it. Alt text for flavor.

If you see this, post a monster you’ve painted!

Just comparing size a bit :3

Just comparing size a bit :3

Bev hit a level-up with that background. Look at it! :o

Hit me.

First Vingeans of '26 This will be the year of the alien 😎

That some of you found this funny too is enough to make this worth it 👌😎

Imagine you’re having the morning after sex talk and a big alien says “So when you’re ready let’s head to the infirmary. My species squirts live egg sacks from our dicks. We gotta get those outta you before they pupate. 😘”

First Vingeans of '26 This will be the year of the alien 😎

Aside from having should have gotten my adhd looked at years ago, I should have picked a better time of year to try meds than when i have notorious seasonal depression. The highs and lows are real. That being said weening off caffeine, sleeping better and getting my brain fixed is gonna pay off.

Ok coffee in the mornings seems to have been a bad decision. lesson learned i guess 🙃

On behalf of the Coalition of Monsterfuckers, I wish all of you a merry christmas!

Weee i have both types and they gave me meds! Lets hope this works.

ohhhh fuck he’s gonna pooooooost 🥴

>Vingean takes Max planetside to visit an old army buddy he would tag-team bottoms with, in order to show Max off. >a midnight blue vrail who looks like he’s been blown up and fixed with cybernetics opens the door “Omg Vin you’ve discovered gingers!”

Ive finally set out to get re-evaluated for adhd, and man oh man i hope it works out.

I never actually followed up on this. :P The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.

I never actually followed up on this. :P The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.

big gay assumptions for big gay aliens

Commission for RyanCarthage that I just fuckin loved.

#N7Day This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy. I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.

He forgot his lunch again. I just barely caught up before he was off on his morning beat. Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.

Company-issued employee rubrics cite studies pertaining to communal showering, citing breakdowns in social barriers between species and a 19% increase in crew cohesion.

Squadmate activity this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21

Happy N7 Day! Here's a little something that needed a remaster too. #masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders

Dinovember my graceland

big gay assumptions for big gay aliens

Seasonal reminder that all pumpkin fuckers get draconian punishments. :u

Can attest to his artistic and educational acumen 👌

im building ideas for future Vin and Max stuff, and want a little audience participation. art scenarios or even just questions ASK THEM