Worlds on fire, come suck my dick. Please

As an addition to the earlier pic- I had @nickandballs.bsky.social snap this picture because I “wanted to see what it looked like from his point of view”

Oh hey, it me (the butt, not the hand)

Relaxing after a conference trip (where I also got to spend time with another fuzzy friend)

Tuesday booty check-in!

Enjoyed myself on the couch yesterday.

Rotating new years butts

I will touch native ground cover AND dick though!

Will offer sexual favors to anyone who can find my missing house key. The rest of my keys are on my keychain, it’s only my house one that’s MIA

A tale of two sides of my ass #jocktober #hairy

Getting distracted during my WFH day

Really wanna bounce on someone right now

🥵

Sent to a bloomf first. Long summer, haven’t been feeling the best, gonna post stuff more often :)

Sent this to a bloomf and he said he was going to do many wonderful things to me 😈 (he was a lot more explicit)

Can someone come fuck this sick out of me? I’m tired of coughing

Had a co-worker ask to see pictures of my yard project on my phone today. Had to quickly hold the phone close to my chest while going through my photo stream. Cause… you know 🍑🍆

Sent to oomfs, who said “so you’re asking to get your cheeks clapped, correct?” Yes- definitely yes.

Woke up to myself jerking off in my sleep. I think it’s a sign my balls need to be emptied

It’s Friday and I’m feeling playful. The octopi treat me right, and so should you!

I think co-star is telling me to be a party bottom

For some reason my For You on bsky is always porn, porn, porn, random rabbit, porn again. I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.

How come repairman visits to my house never end the way porn led me to believe they would end? I’m more than happy to offer my goods for his service

Fuck terfs

Something something Easter… eggs… risen… something #hairybutt

I need him to fill me with his… (I’ve never been Christian so I’m not sure the correct follow-up). Love? Joy? Holiness?

I could be down with this

Just so you have a reference for what dream ex-roommate was plowing into

I had a dream that I was getting railed by an old college roommate last night. I always thought he’d make a good top, and last night dream confirmed it. I feel like my prostate has been tingly all day because of it 😬

Just some horny pups doing what they do best. After @pupperdante.bsky.social put a couple loads in @frostfolsky.bsky.social, it was my turn and I took 2+ hours with my thick hog in him before dropping a load of my own in there. Good dogs all around. 😈🥵 Vid by @pupperdante.bsky.social

Given that I’ve been sick the last half week, what I really need is for a cute guy to straddle me and milk a load out of me with their hole of choice. It’s not much to ask, right?

No thank you

Been down and out with food poisoning since Friday night. I can tell I’m starting to feel better cause I’m on here and playing with my cock

Quite lonely in this hotel room

Getting ready for three days at a conference. (My pj shirt has holes in it :p bear with me- it’s older than the grad students I teach)

In a hotel room and want to jerk off. But I’m sooooo fucking tired. Someone else come do it for me?

rate how you like doing it 1-10 kissing: 10 nipple play: 10 sucking: 10 being sucked: 7 rimming: 8 being rimmed: 6 fingering: 8 being fingered: 5 toys: 8 bdsm: 5? (This is so broad) piss play: 3 dirty talk: 10 fisting: 1 being fisted: 0 topping: 8 bottoming: 8 cuddling: 10 stroking: 10 pit play: 7

The only April Fools I need is someone pinning me against the bed, saying “I’m not gonna fuck you”, followed up with “April Fools”

You had me at the shirt in Krakoan

That moment when you pull down your underwear and notice you were precumming into it at some point in the little bit of time you’d been wearing it that day

Was going through one of my camera rolls and found this one from two years ago while I was at a conference. I like the framing 😇

Can it be flip-flop Friday? I want it all today

Not sure what it is, but Bluesky hits the horny different than… that other site did. (In a better way)

Face down, ass up, balls hanging. Wanna come join?

Technically this was yesterday, but I forgot to post! Please run your hands and/or other body parts all over me

Feeling a little under the weather today. So I’m gonna jerk off a lot since it’s good for your immune system 💅

As someone who has historically thought of themselves as more of a bottom, my mid-thirties definitely have me wanting to explore my vers era. For example, it would make me day to have someone buried deep in me right now while I’m also fucking a nice hole

Goals

Lazy Sunday. Well, one part didn’t want to be lazy 😇