The balls i need you to suck

Current mood: wanna sit on someone’s face and they can go back and forth between eating out my furry butt and sucking my fuzzy balls

I mean, if you insist

I have blue balls right now despite the fact that I wasn’t jerking off?! I think that’s a sign that I’m too horny for my own good right now and need to jerk off

Not gonna lie, my ass is looking extremely fuckable today. Out for a walk through the woods, and dropped trow in an area with fewer people. Come join me?

Monday is Monday’ing but it’s nothing the gun show can’t take care of 💪🏻

Fuuuuck. It’s one of those days I need to be productive, but all I want to do is play with my cock

Come help me rinse after going to the gym? And yes, got hair EVERYWHERE

Bought some new underwear that builds out a little more “pouch”, with the hope that I stop crushing my cock and balls when I do yoga. Don’t hate how it looks either!

Saw a guy at the gym with a squirtle tattoo and togepi patterned compression shorts and I was instantly extremely turned on

Fun fact: my nipples are extremely sensitive. If someone is playing with them while also doing anything else sexy to my body, my brain shuts down completely and I become a moaning mess

One day I’ll understand this reference, until then imma just be happy with what I’m seeing 😈

Just realized I did, in fact, cum yesterday. So apparently I’m just fucking horny

Didn’t cum yesterday, so this morning I’m hump-hump-humping my bed. Wish it were your hole instead

I love how these shorts emphasize my… whatever the cock version of “assets” is!

My contribution to Taint Thursday. Please insert your mouth/tongue here. (Or frot against it, I like that too)

Are Thursdays “Taint Thursdays” because it sits between Hump Day and Fat Cock Friday?

I love that my ass is hairy through and through

What’s it called when I want to both top and bottom more? Cause lately been feeling feral about more of both. Maybe it’s just “more horny” cause my new meds mean I’m slightly less stressed? Either way- more sexy times please

I wanna get fucked in my garden- is that too much to ask for?

Up and down and up and down

Some days you just gotta post ass.

Bless that tasty rump (and I can say that! I’ve tasted it!)

I wish my backyard were isolated enough that I could get naked in it— but I’ve got neighbors on two sides that can see directly in. All I wanna do is bust a load onto the earth!

Worlds on fire, come suck my dick. Please

As an addition to the earlier pic- I had @nickandballs.bsky.social snap this picture because I “wanted to see what it looked like from his point of view”

Oh hey, it me (the butt, not the hand)

Relaxing after a conference trip (where I also got to spend time with another fuzzy friend)

Tuesday booty check-in!

Enjoyed myself on the couch yesterday.

Rotating new years butts

I will touch native ground cover AND dick though!

Will offer sexual favors to anyone who can find my missing house key. The rest of my keys are on my keychain, it’s only my house one that’s MIA

A tale of two sides of my ass #jocktober #hairy

Getting distracted during my WFH day

Really wanna bounce on someone right now

🥵

Sent to a bloomf first. Long summer, haven’t been feeling the best, gonna post stuff more often :)

Sent this to a bloomf and he said he was going to do many wonderful things to me 😈 (he was a lot more explicit)

Can someone come fuck this sick out of me? I’m tired of coughing

Had a co-worker ask to see pictures of my yard project on my phone today. Had to quickly hold the phone close to my chest while going through my photo stream. Cause… you know 🍑🍆

Sent to oomfs, who said “so you’re asking to get your cheeks clapped, correct?” Yes- definitely yes.

Woke up to myself jerking off in my sleep. I think it’s a sign my balls need to be emptied

It’s Friday and I’m feeling playful. The octopi treat me right, and so should you!

I think co-star is telling me to be a party bottom

For some reason my For You on bsky is always porn, porn, porn, random rabbit, porn again. I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.

How come repairman visits to my house never end the way porn led me to believe they would end? I’m more than happy to offer my goods for his service

Fuck terfs

Something something Easter… eggs… risen… something #hairybutt

I need him to fill me with his… (I’ve never been Christian so I’m not sure the correct follow-up). Love? Joy? Holiness?