Behold. The Promised Land!

He leans in and she feels a hand move along the small of her back. "Oh no. Not at all. I think you're right where you should be."

He smiles and flexes. "I made it. Figured it'd make you laugh." Flexing too hard. The shirt is tight. They are powerless against his physique.

He's wearing a shirt. That's rare. It says "I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE OR MY KIDS"

"Me? Oh, I'm reading a travel guide to Hyrule, written by an outsider. I plan on writing the au..." He can feel familiar fingers sliding under the blanket. "Well...now I'm reading your expression..."

She brings a large sense of calm to him as he reads. When she's not teasing him with her perfect thighs and knowing grin.

Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.

...He's coming for her now. Needs to see this in person.

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

‪⠀ ‪⠀ ‪⠀ a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for the mario verse —— daisy bennu sarasa , the vivacious empress and ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 . ---———————𓇢𓆸 ⠀

"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"

When you girlboss too close to the sun

That wasn't /entirely/ my fault. But yes. Ezri is very impressionable

True. But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks. We did have some Gorons visit recently...

Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.

... Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks? These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.

"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."

Ahhhh. His favorite treat! Perhaps he should return the favor.

He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social. "Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"

He's got it. Hopefully.

He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle. "Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that." She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.

He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language?? "What? Oh, no. I won't." At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably. "Okay. Don't say it."

Gasp. "What? The music did? That's so rude of it." He's amused. A bit surprised.

Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good. I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.

I can take it. Don't try this at home kids! Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife. "If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."

He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore. "Hnmm... Me too." Cue a loud bang from inside the house. "Yep... Yep." He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.

Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him. And he can kiss her too.

Baba kneels down and smiles, putting his hands over Ezri's and clapping with him. "Baba loves you, Ezri! Let's go play with adi." He picks him up and lifts him high, swaying him and then blowing raspberries on his little belly.

She's perfect. Beautiful, wise, powerful, and a wonderful mother to his kids. And the grill is gonna get used A LOT this summer!

Baba loves his son more than anything, and wants to make sure he has everything he'll ever need or want. Ehs'sun bi.

She'll be even better than he is one day, and he'll be there to see it! His little warrior!!

And she's the best older daughter baba could ever have. His princess!

Today... He just wants to be with his family. His beloved and their perfect kids.

Well worth the wait. In the meantime, he could perhaps earn a bonus gift?

Every day is special with his family. He's already got what he wanted. That said, a new grill would be great for cook outs...

Happy Pride Month, kiddos! Be who you are, and don't hate! Trans rights!

I much prefer hearing you say "Yes," multiple times, loudly, and moaning in my ears.

No other motive? Is she sure /she/ doesn't want a back rub? Or a full body massage? Mutual happy endings?

Well, you did nail down a King. And he's happy to be here.

She's the best. I'm still shocked she settled for me.

Getting spoiled by the kids and then me?

YES I WILL

Hugging @mombosa.bsky.social and squeezing her close. "Aahh! Adaaaah!" He's got a lot of praise for the best adi.

Happy Adila's Day to @mombosa.bsky.social, the BESTEST adila EVER!!

Worst kept secret in Hyrule