FLOREAT ORIEL, baby: from two of its most extra alums, me and Beau Brummell

the most Italian thing I've done lately is talk with my hands so ferociously that my apple watch started to register it as kickboxing exercise

Wherever you go, there you are

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

*we're looking at the blue sky/ we're looking at the blue sky now*

maybe this is the push I always needed to become a champion tier poaster, a troll, a genuinely Funny person On Here

I have no sites and I must poast.

desperately pressing "refresh" on both my twitter and Bluesky feeds like I'm a rat getting stochastic treats

The rate limit thing may have pushed me over the edge. Who is on Here?

The rate limit thing may have pushed me over the edge. Who is on Here?