So the guy who pardoned people who smashed windows and doors at the capitol, shit in the hallways and destroyed the offices of public officials want to jail people for picking up pieces of loose paint from the reflecting pool because, in his words, "They're destroying a public monument?"

If Trump actually ends his War on Iran it will be the single best decision he's made in the conflict, regardless of concessions. He disproved a core belief of the Iran Deal critics, that a better outcome existed through threats and force. Catastrophic failure, bombs cannot secure what diplomacy did.

You know you might have too much Bills stuff in the laundry when the water comes out looking like this...

Begging my fellow Buffalo sports fans... When the Bills and Sabres win a championship, please do not destroy the city. Please. Celebrate, and enjoy it but not to the point that the fire department needs to be involved. They want to celebrate too.

You know... good for Kristen Welker, however, instead of practically begging Trump to not leave because she had to travel to Wisconsin, perhaps she should have said, "Sure, just walk away, Boomer. That's why you're failing in Iran, because you suck and can't handle confrontation."

Larkin requesting a trade... Can we?

My parents had this game when I was young. I'm not sure they/we ever learned how to play it properly but I did grow up thinking "Crevé!" meant "Aw shit!" in French.

G/F: Would you take $140 for the vanity top? Me: That was their counter offer? G/F: Yes. Should I counter with $175? Me: You could definitely counter offer their counter offer on the counter we are offering. G/F: ....gawd....

I love seeing people who put scripture in their social media, and praise the lord, and yadda yadda yadda after they had an extramarital affair with someone young enough to be their child... It's always the religious ones, isn't it?

I think a good professional wrestling stage name would be "Crippling Sadness." The wrestler could wear a yellow mask that looks like a crying emoji...

I've barely followed hockey since the Sabres run ended. But I'm thoroughly annoyed the cup is coming down to two teams in cities/regions that in general don't give two shits about hockey. Two cities that shouldn't even have hockey teams.

Also, if you like ginger beer, the Aldi brand, Summit - absolutely fantastic for the price ginger beer. I mean, Reed's is probably the best, but for less than $4 for a 4 pack Aldi has their game on with this.

The cruelest word in English is the word rural. Ever hear someone from a rural area trying to explain they live in a rural area using the word rural?

Miller, like all worthless assclowns who stand on the most unpopular policies, is trying to drum up the base hate against Talarico that would not normally go against a white hetero male christian. Because they have NOTHING ELSE to go against him with. So might as well pander to the mouthbreahters.

Stop calling them data centers. They're not data centers. They're resource consumption centers. Did we not learn from the past mistakes of putting heavy industry right on the shores of our waterways what a colossal disaster that eventually becomes? How it actually destroys the economic potential?

He watched Idiocracy and thought it was a good idea.

Before people think this Trump surrender in Iran is a one off, remember: Trump negotiated the deal with the Taliban that lead to our shameful withdrawal.

So the USA is basically surrendering to Iran from a needless war that the USA started to stop Iran from doing things and having things they didn't have and weren't doing but now we'll be paying them to have and do all the things we started a war to stop them from having and doing? Art of the Deal!

...while imagining he's giving two handjobs in a bukkake gang bang scene.

I hate it when a burger patty crumbles apart on the grill and your only option is to try and glue it back together with cheese...

Jeff Bezos: "You could double my taxes and it won't help a teacher in Queens, I promise you." Also Jeff Bezos: "I will contribute double my taxes to the republican party to get them to cut my taxes..." Republican party: "We'll double the taxes on teachers to help Jeff Bezos." Round and round...

Dealing with banks and to government today.

I invite everyone in Buffalo to stop watching NHL playoff games now.

Did it ever occur to you that MAGA politicians and MAGA supporters want the Epstein files released not so they can hold anyone accountable but so they know who to cozy up to as a supplier?

Imagine what the Sabres might accomplish if they're not in last place at Thanksgiving this year.

Remember, the Sabres were playing in the toughest and most competitive division in the league this season. What they did and where they are at this moment is an incredible journey. That said, go win the fucking game.

If history indeed repeats it will be Rasmus Dahlin from Benson about five and a half minutes in....

Dahlin ties it at 6:27. In 1997 Derek Plante tied it at 6:29... Eerie.

One period to win, boys. Let's do it.

This game is challenging enough without blocking your own shots.

In November we would have only dreamed of this scenario. Enjoy it, lads! Very few teams get these moments in a season.

And the winner of game 7 gets to go on the road to play the Carolina Hurricanes who haven't played hockey now since Gordie Howe retired ...

For you youngins... This does feel similar to the 97 series against Ottawa. Sabres lost game 5 at home 4-1 to fall behind 3-2 in the series, then blanked Ottawa on the road in game 6. Sabres also lost 2 at home in that one. Game 7 back home. Who wants to be the hero?

Jack not Hughes, again? Quinntessential.

Costanza Hells Anus or something like that. I don't care. Score 4 more.

About time Quinn not Hughes. Now they need to score about 4 more.

I hope some conservatives see what Mamdani is doing in NYC - making things better, balancing the budget, still providing necessary, and wanted services - and realize what can actually be accomplished when you vote for quality people, and not just someone who will piss off the people you don't like.

Live look at the Canadiens afternoon practice before tonight's game....

You might be wrong. It's more likely a Pakistani man. I don't think the Bangladeshis can afford the good translators. Which also shows why you know it's not actually a MAGA woman; everything is spelled correctly.

In the last game UPL started, Boston scored a really fluke bouncing puck goal on him on a shoot in. UPL gets the start last night, and the Sabres get a fluke bouncing puck goal. Sometimes these things just balance out, right?

On the seventh day, god rested. And masturbated. And that's where comets came from...

Also, interesting power play strategy putting your smallest player in front of the net. Worked that time. But don't you generally want a bigger player there?

Thompson's goal was the result of the hockey gods being irked by the crappy officiating that took Quinn's legitimate goal off the board.

Seeing so much whining from Canadiens fans the last couple of days. Even after they won game 3. Some even saying it's Bettman's conspiracy to keep Canadian teams from winning a cup. As if a Canadian team hasn't been in 3 of the last 5 cup finals? Wild.

The nice thing about the Sabres goalie situation is all three are a bit interchangable. You don't need to ride one horse. They can all pull the cart. That's a bit of a luxury not many teams have.

Wouldn't they determine if the goal should be disallowed for interference when they reviewed the goal to see if it was a goal?

I'm not watching. I won't watch.

As you observe Malenstyn getting fined for goaltender interference on a play where he was driving to the net, being checked by a defender, and put his arms up in an attempt to avoid contact, remember that in 2011 Milan Lucic received no disciplinary at all for blatantly running over Ryan Miller.