Nothing turns me on as much as procrastination.

I'm not the best photographer but my hole woke up hungry.

I guess when you're used to ignoring what is happening right before you, this would be a cake walk.

15 best movies; don’t think about it too hard! (Not in order) Mysterious Skin Raise the Red Lantern Evil Dead Scenes from a Marriage Braindead Festen Querelle Fire Walk with Me Bad Education Picnic at Hanging Rock Nowhere The Piano The Handmaiden Antichrist Songs from the Second Floor

Some throwback #fcf from when I was fatter. I miss the jiggle sometimes.

Not watching Eurovision this year (until the EBU stop whitewashing genocide) but I just watched the Finnish entry and I'm definitely claiming my Finnish ancestry this year because the Swedish entry is absolutely terrible.

Good boy!

My butt got some much needed attention this weekend.

Hoping she plays Strangers tonight!

How I wake up for #fcf

It wants a kiss

Upon telling my GP Ive been bottoming more lately I was met by a "CONGRATULATIONS!". Having a gay doctor is fun.

So now that conversation therapy is a-okay again, do we get to water board and gaslight the straight kids or is torture only okay if the child is queer?

Me every time I discover a new kink: "god fucking damn it"

I had a very nice Sunday afternoon with @stonercub.bsky.social

A few folks have asked me if I’ve ever drawn myself, and the answer was no! That changes today! 😝

Heard it was a good day for phat phalluses #fcf

Felt cute, might besiege you later.

Couldn't hold back the torrent of precum

I guess he's done making shitty movies and bullying gay kids.

It's cold in Chicago, calls for union suit

Why are there no Buddy Cole gays anymore?

Clean up crew needed

This one felt amazing

I guess I'll post the cumshot tomorrow.

My WFH outfit

I used to be gaslit in a previous relationship so Caroline Levitt holds no power in this house.

During/after

It's always "looking 👀?" and never "tell me in great detail why you absolutely despise Igor Stravinsky".

Me and my boy share this pair of underwear that we both use for bating. Love the feel of them.

youtu.be/NHUJ78rMf90?... Ive heard this song at a funeral, I've listened to it when I've been happy and when I've been sad. It makes me feel at home and homesick at the same time.

Clint ❤️ I'm coming for you.

Eating butt for 30 minutes straight yesterday was the closest I've come to meditating in my life.

Dad needs some help, obedient boys and theys only.

While I liked it, Heated Rivalry was a tough watch. I just don't find the closet a sexy place to be, just sad and shameful.

Slap slap slap

One of those days

This might be niche but nothing fucks with your predictive texts than texting in three different languages.

Finally got my custom tokens for my Markov deck.

Got a ball stretcher for the first time a week ago and now I want it on 24/7.

Autistic people are like “he saved my life” and it’s Michael Falk, ONN reporter.

Being hot died with Brigitte Bardot today, we can all stop trying now.

This year's Christmas pixel art

How bout a nerdy (and I mean NERDY) daddy bear invites me over and shows me their collection of vintage DnD manuals and let me suck on that fat hog? Please?

Had a good time yesterday 😁