You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up! / "Lets see... seven?" / WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOU—

So she's your childhood friend!? IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!

Yo! Whazzap! / "Boss! I'm taking my break! / ""It's too early!"" / "Shit."

I've been waiting for this.

God, I'm so pathetic

Nothing. I just realized how nice it felt to say I had friends.

If a place smells like soap and dog piss, I'm within my constitutional rights to call it a hellhole.

But I was *around*! / "But was it enough?!"

You want to die for this planet? Fine. What's 17 more years? I can always start again... make another kid.

I've been alive for 27 years. This is the first time I've wanted to kill someone, and that someone is myself!

I wanted to thank you, Alma. You volunteered yourself. You insisted on listening to me. I know I may not be the most expressive person, that I'm not one to spout love and fluffiness, but... I really like you.

Mark... I'd gladly crash into you over and over again.

I've been alive for 27 years. This is the first time I've wanted to kill someone, and that someone is myself!

I would fuck the shit out of that ugly ass dice.

God, I'm so pathetic

Stupid meat rods.

You came all the way here?! For your last dance?!

I wanted to thank you, Alma. You volunteered yourself. You insisted on listening to me. I know I may not be the most expressive person, that I'm not one to spout love and fluffiness, but... I really like you.

What do you say, honey? Want some of your boss's weiner?

You know how the world almost ended?

I venture to be the most authentic version of myself.

I wanted to thank you, Alma. You volunteered yourself. You insisted on listening to me. I know I may not be the most expressive person, that I'm not one to spout love and fluffiness, but... I really like you.

The world hasn't ended yet.

Yo. Boobtender.

So she's your childhood friend!? IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!

Getting old isn't a curse. It's an achievement.

Getting old isn't a curse. It's an achievement.

That was like, the third time your smart-ass came out.

Gangbangs are funny because with that many dudes, no one knows what to do.

I thought maybe YOU of all people would understand! But— But— You're just like everyone else!

Can't believe I'm using the spare tongue this early in the night.

No one can escape time; it delivers us all to the same end.

Are you inviting me to the back of the bar? You should invite me to dinner first.

Give me a Bad Touch, will you? That way you'll be in a good mood too.

I would fuck the shit out of that ugly ass dice.

I had realized I had only gone through the motions, day after day. From high school to graduation. I-I... I felt like whole years of my life had slipped through my fingers. I never stopped to think if I enjoyed what I was doing... in fact, I never stopped.

You can do NOTHING with $80 dollars. You can't even buy a decent lunch.

The world hasn't ended yet.

Mark... I'd gladly crash into you over and over again.

What do you say, honey? Want some of your boss's weiner?

Thirsty? Need a smoke? "No thanks, I already get my dose from this air pollution."

Stupid meat rods.

Welp, I've tried enough. This conversation is getting nowhere.

But I was *around*! / "But was it enough?!"

Let us beat that rubbish mentality into submission.

I don't want someone to suddently exit my life and have my last memory of them involve something nasty. I don't want the lingering grief of having burned a bridge on a whim. I want to avoid that at any cost. And if that means breaking character every once in a while, then so be it.

You can do NOTHING with $80 dollars. You can't even buy a decent lunch.

But I was *around*! / "But was it enough?!"

He's coming too. I mean, it's not like he has anything else to do. / "So, you coming to the New Year's Party, Gil?" / ""Well, it's not like I have anything else to do, so..."" / "...We're depressing people."

But when I rip you out my chest / Won't you realize you're just obsessed?