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It's gonna' be SO nice to watch the USMNT play on Thursday, and not have to worry about them needing to win in order to move on! 🇺🇸 ⚽️ 💪 #USMNT #FIFAWorldCup

Despite playing a man down the entire 2nd half, Paraguay come away with a win... and that means the United States top their group!!! LET'S GO!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 #USMNT #FIFAWorldCup 🇹🇷 0 - 1 🇵🇾

Half-Time! I'm hoping Paraguay can finish this out, but they've certainly made things more difficult for themselves w/ Miguel Almiron getting a red card. 🫢 🚫 #FIFAWorldCup 🇹🇷 0 - 1 🇵🇾

What a goal by Paraguay! Just over a minute into the match! #FIFAWorldCup 🇹🇷 0 - 1 🇵🇾

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I've said it before, and I'll say it again: U.S. soccer should stick with the variations of red and white stripes, for their home kits, from here on out. Embrace the Waldos! #USMNT #USWNT #FIFAWorldCup

The #USMNT defeat Australia, and will advance to the knockout stage!!! Their first time advancing with a game yet to play! Finally, a clean sheet as well! #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 2 - 0 🇦🇺

Half-Time! The #USMNT is dominating time of possession, and Alex Freeman (son of Green Bay Packers legend, Antonio Freeman) got the United States' second goal! As a fan of the U.S. National Team, and the Green Bay Packers, you love to see it! 🇺🇸 + 🧀 = 💪 🇺🇸 2 - 0 🇦🇺

VAR overturns the initial call! It's a GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! Let's freakin' go!!! #USMNT #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 2 - 0 🇦🇺

Ugh! The #USMNT double their lead, but it's ruled offside. VAR is checking it. #FIFAWorldCup

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! It looked like an own-goal, but the U.S. is on the board first! #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 1 - 0 🇦🇺

Good morning! It's match day for the #USMNT! A win today and the U.S. could secure 1st place in their group, and advance to the knockout stage, but it'll no doubt be a tough match. #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 vs 🇦🇺

Congratulations to #Canada, on their first ever World Cup victory! It really sucks Ismaël Koné suffered that brutal injury though. I hope he has a speedy recovery. #FIFAWorldCup 🇨🇦 6 - 0 🇶🇦

This Canada vs Qatar match. 😳 #FIFAWorldCup

Welp, Croatia starts their World Cup campaign with a loss, but at least it was an entertaining match. On paper this should have been their toughest matchup, in the group stage, but they got some stuff to clean up. On to Panama on the 23rd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4 - 2 🇭🇷

Livaković with three saves in a row, and now another two immediately after! 😮 No idea how England wasn't able to score there. #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3 - 2 🇭🇷

England retake the lead 90 seconds into the second half. Because this game wasn't bonkers enough already! 😭 #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3 - 2 🇭🇷

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! #Croatia score RIGHT at the end of the half!!! Ajmo #Hrvatska!!! #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2 - 2 🇭🇷

England responds with a Harry Kane header, off a corner, and retake the lead. 😭 #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2 - 1 🇭🇷

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! What a strike, and in the 36th minute we are now level! Ajmo Hrvatska! #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 - 1 🇭🇷

Livaković saves the penalty kick from Harry Kane, but he was apparently off his line, and Kane gets another kick and converts. 🙄 Ugh... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 - 0 🇭🇷

Did I buy a 2020 Limited Edition #Victorinox Classic SD #SwissArmyKnife because the front scale looked like a football/soccer ball? No... Did I buy a 2020 Limited Edition Victorinox Classic SD Swiss Army Knife because I saw the back scale and it had a tiny #Croatian flag? Yes... yes I did. 😂

Good morning! It feels like it took forever, but it's finally match day for Croatia!!! 🇭🇷 ⚽️ 💪 #FIFAWorldCup #Croatia #Hrvatska

Ahead of their matchup against England tomorrow, Croatian supporters are having a parade in Dallas, with a giant banner. I wish I was there right now. 🥹 #FIFAWorldCup #Croatia #Hrvatska Ajmo Hrvatska! 🇭🇷 ⚽ 💪

Cape/Cabo Verde players celebrating on the pitch, while some of heir fans were crying in the stands. I know it's the other football, but in the words of former Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers: "How can you not be romantic about football, man?" #FIFAWorldCup

It goes down as a draw, but wow, Cape Verde!!! What a shocker!!! 😲 Bravo!!! 👏 #FIFAWorldCup 🇪🇸 0 - 0 🇨🇻

That was probably the best the #USMNT has looked, against a non-CONCACAF opponent, in quite some time. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like some celebratory cheesecake! 😋 #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 4 - 1 🇵🇾

All three host nations come away with points in their opening matches. #FIFAWorldCup 🇲🇽 2 - 1 🇿🇦 🇨🇦 1 - 1 🇧🇦 🇺🇸 4 - 1 🇵🇾

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! Well that's a way to end the match! #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 4 - 1 🇵🇾

Wow, what a goal by Balogun, and what a first half for the US Men's National Team! #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 3 - 0 🇵🇾

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! The #USMNT double their lead!!! #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 2 - 0 🇵🇾

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL! It's an own-goal, 7 minutes in, but I'll take it! 😂 #FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 1 - 0 🇵🇾

Well that was an entertaining match. Shout out to Canada, coming back and getting a draw. Probably should have won, but Bosnia's defense came to play. #FIFAWorldCup 🇨🇦 1 - 1 🇧🇦

OMG!!! BOSNIA!!! #FIFAWorldCup 🇨🇦 0 - 1 🇧🇦

Good morning! It's match day for 2 of the 3 national teams I'm rooting for in the #FIFAWorldCup! 🇺🇸 vs 🇵🇾 🇨🇦 vs 🇧🇦 I just wish it wasn't another 5 days before #Croatia plays though. 😢

Wooo! #CROATIA WINS!!! Glad they were able to recover, after Baturina's disastrous error, and on a high note before the #WorldCup starts! 🇭🇷 2 - 1 🇸🇮

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!! Mario Pašalić scores and #Croatia take back the lead with 2 minutes of injury time remaining! 🇭🇷 2 - 1 🇸🇮

Yikes! An absolutely horrible giveaway by Baturina, and it leads to an easy Slovenia goal. 😬 🇭🇷 1 - 1 🇸🇮

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! Luka Modrić scores in the 51st minute. 🇭🇷 1 - 0 🇸🇮

It's Match Day!!! 🇭🇷 vs 🇸🇮 The final friendly before #Croatia plays in the #WorldCup

I don't care if they keep Chicago in the name. I'm calling them the Hammond Bears from here on out. 😂 #SorryNotSorry #GoPackGo 🧀

Belgium score in the 6th & final minute of stoppage time. Talk about a disappointing performance by #Croatia! 😭 Here's hoping they play MUCH better against Slovenia on Sunday. 🇭🇷 0 - 2 🇧🇪

#Croatia makes several substitutions, and immediately hit the crossbar on a header! 😩 So close to tying this one up! 🇭🇷 0 - 1 🇧🇪

Half Time! #Croatia is lucky to not be down 0-2, after Belgium had an amazing opportunity to score just before the end of the half. 😬 They need to clean things up in the second half. 🇭🇷 0 - 1 🇧🇪

Welp, Belgium strikes first... 😢 Luka Modrić nearly ties it before I could even fire off this post, but #Croatia needs to play better. Looking a bit sloppy. 🇭🇷 0 - 1 🇧🇪

It's Match Day!!! 🇭🇷 vs 🇧🇪 Just two more friendlies, for #Croatia, before their #WorldCup campaign begins. I'll be rocking my Croatian jersey and necklace while I work today. Probably won't be wearing the water polo cap though. 😂

In the middle of a three day weekend, and I haven’t had a homemade one in quite awhile , so what the hell… I’m making pasties! #Michigan #UpperPeninsula #Yooper

Damn, #Croatia placed 15th 😢 Can't believe they didn't get 12 points from a single Jury. Welp, here's hoping I'm in the universe where Croatia wins the 2026 World Cup. 🤞🙂🤞

If there's an infinite number of universes that should mean there's at least ONE where Lelek wins #Eurovision, for their performance of "Andromeda," and #Croatia is hosting next year. Would be kind of cool if we're in that universe. 🤞 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qto...

My fellow Yoopers, I took the snow broom out of my car and had my snow tires taken off and replaced with new all-season tires. If we get snow at any point this week you can blame me. ❄️ 😂 #Michigan #UpperPeninsula #Yooper