Poo Crave, is that you?

what are you bringing to oomfsgiving?

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happy sunday babes!

What if I just

This lip product is everythinggggg

Okay going non-verbal and coming back to give my text only audience some love

Good morning brothers and sisters hows your skin today

good morning to gay people only

I know this is way too clothed for your liking but I’m holesome!

Can’t wait to see what the geriatric cheeto manically tweets about this

hey ladies

I’m at the point where if you pressure me or get nasty with me in chatting on ANY app, I’m not engaging, you lost your privileges

Got painted over the weekend and no I don’t mean for Halloween :/

The mods are gonna hate this

Saturday mornings on the couch are so important to me

Have a towel handy

That’s it I’m nutting

The trick is there isn’t anything fun sized about this treat

Sorry I’ve been busy hitting 10K on TikTok but don’t worry I’ll always remember you guys

Hey in exchange for this highly requested photograph, go follow on instagram 😇👇🏻

Let’s stay in, make soup and sourdough, kiss in the kitchen, hookup on the couch, get 🍃, watch hacks, fall asleep together and live happily ever after my godddddd is that too much to ask

Up for grabs (consensual)

Sunday Bunday?

trick or treat but it’s just dick in sweatpants

No jocks were hurt in the creation of this skeet

Anyone in Austin Texas??? I need to know if I should move there bc I may be visiting next week

I think I’ve officially hit jock bottom

I’m on a walk with my dog, pen in my pocket. I notice it’s not in my pocket… It must have fallen out while I took this pic so I turn around and what do I see? Two HOOLIGANS passing my pen back and forth… what are the odds someone not only finds it in the 5 minutes I’d walked away but rips it too

lol tiktok is flagging my content as violating community guidelines and all I did was show pit, what do you ladies think

Kind of in my virgin era

Just because I have a big dick doesn’t mean I don’t have a big heart 😔

I miss when guys would sexualize themselves this time of year by wearing nothing but a scream mask… who’s bringing that back for me

Masculine liberals make me wet

Some men benefit so greatly from my intricate knowledge of male anatomy

The ceasefire and admittance of aid is so important, the hostages being released is so important, but praising war criminals for stopping war crimes is embarrassing

Eyes up here, boy

I do gray sweatpants for you guys not for me

The way some men carry their musculature makes me turn inside out a little

Train gays, this one’s for you 🫶🏼

I can’t explain it but my type is neurodivergent who’s things are airplanes, working out, and recreating bon apetit test kitchen

Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot 😭

All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting "clean your mirror!"

What’s with these HUNG DOM TOP ONLY type accounts plaguing grindr with a warning like CAN YOU HANDLE IT? followed by a link to their X and OF accounts? Cmon diva simmer down

Made her money being pretty & witty

Everything reminds me of him

Bringing back the waist tied sweatshirt/flannel vibe from the 90s it’s fckn cute okay!!!

Imagine living in the most free country in the world but that just isn’t free enough for you that you oppress people to feel more free….

You guys are nuts