Started Adderall and I feel focused, but holy hell I am SWEATING

POV you’re about to interview me

this was 12 hours ago but since we’re at war…

Have a great day 🫵🏼 or else 😂

Good morning Sunday sisters

keeping pits in the conversation always

I love that my career has pivoted to helping people feel pretty (skincare, botox, filler, etc) and have safer sex (hiv prep, sti screening/treatment) 🤗

Reminder to get STI screening testing!! Even if that means having to advocate for the tests you need! As a licensed PA-C who works in MSM sexual health, these are my general recs! (not personal medical advice, simply education) 👇🏻

I get why you guys are up so early, it’s like I have more time to get things done 😍

my future husband is gonna love these

Waking up to the wrong kind of 7-11 inches tomorrow morning

I feel a big reset coming, and we’re thankful for that 🤍 happy friday 😍

Back to being an OTF diva!

Everyone is doing one hell of a damn good job given the circumstances

Love that you’re all paying your pit taxes on time

Love that you’re all paying your pit taxes on time

intelligent men with himbo energy are the reason I’m gay

Suddenly I love taxes

Depression is so obsessed with me fr

gay and horny today, yet again

30 year old intelligent idiot with daddy issues looking for a handsome masculine rich man 30-50 to give me attention 🤭

do my corrective lenses do it for you?

Happy Guylantenines Day to the dudes and guys

Men in some tight briefs or a jockstrap and some socks like they just got off practice 😮‍💨 that can literally turn me into another person all together 🥵

Happy Friday queens !

Morning divas

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Yeah I’m staring at every one of your chests with yearning to latch

Thinking about how much fun it would be if a handsome business man brought me to a 5 star resort for a 10 day all expenses paid tropical vacation

Nini Coco, in drag, out of drag, upside down, inside out, whenever, wherever

I go crazy for a man with density

Good morning divas!

When you manage to masturbate while depressed, call it blue lagoon

My areas of expertise being called upon

this genetic jackpot could pull my lever

Me searching around with my tongue to find his nip to latch on to

Have you ever had a krispy kreme 🤦🏼‍♂️

I may be attracted to men, but unsure if I could actually tolerate being in a relationship with one

The daily struggle I must face

If you’re looking for motivation to go to the gym, just think about all the pictures you’ll take flexing and showing off pit that I’ll zoom in on

I can’t believe I actually made it to a workout class before needing to be in the office, someone reward me thoroughly

I wanna be friends with some of you but also need to co-habitate in your pits and suck your dick dry so I literally do not think it can work

Blessing your week with good vibes 🤩

“Oh yeah??” is such a buzzkill, the first rule of improv is yes AND

No offense but once you’re a NY Times bestselling author, I don’t need hear about it unless you’re referring to the work that was best sold

A peace offering for being gone for 2 weeks 🫶🏼

Is the sky still blue here or what

Does anyone have one of those google drive drag race folder for this season 👀

Thank Christ I got out of urgent care before this stupid shit launched

The best thing I did for myself this year was take down all my Christmas specific decorations but leave up my lighted tree (sans ornaments), lighted garland, and simple tree decor to enjoy for the winter season