Stolen from a non-smoking mate with common sense. Time to re-open this debate, but with a more balanced and openly-discussed approach this time.

Whoever came up with the 'new look' Kiwibank website needs to be removed! It now looks and feels like a year one reading primer, with big print, a confusing layout of what used to be easy-to-read, followable account information, and simple one-click navigation to the parts you need. 1/

So. I was informed today that my power is going up for the SECOND time this year. Are we back on fucking track yet????????????????????

So. Not much has changed since Uffindell's days of 'high-jinx' in the dorm rooms, I see. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

So. The world's still mad, and I still want to know if ants get sore legs.

Isn't it ironic that the US flag is called 'Old' Glory!?!

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Hear this Luxon?? You fucking should!

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Random 2.37am insomniac brain activity #895135743558963. I wonder if anyone would give me an old dunga that I can crash into a really bizarre place, like a bollard or a big arse rock. Why? You ask? So when some smartarse yells: "You can't park there". I can yell back: "Why not? Nobody else is!"

Wake up New Zealand! 🧵 You think it's just a coincidence that Judith Collins wants to spend more on Defence, the FBI was allowed to open an office here, & Luxon is arse-licking trump, at around the same time said Lunatic-In-Chief announces he's going to start up nuclear testing in the Pacific again?

I've said it before, and I'll keep on saying it until I die ... There'll be nuclear warships docked at our ports whether we want them or not. Luxon and Collins will make sure of it! #StrikeThisGovernmentOut !

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So. In this modern, technologically advanced age, why is it that the first thing you hear upon having a car accident is a monotoned, impersonal voice saying, "A crash has been detected"? I mean, NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Why not a calm, soothing voice saying, "I gotcha. You're good. Calls are being made"?

So. When are we going to strike this government out of our seats? It's well past time we got rid of a Government that thinks it's okay to make up new laws to get their way, just because they don't agree with something the people of New Zealand object to! www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

I'm done with this world today. I think I'll spend the evening in another world that makes much, MUCH more sense. Who knows, I might even contribute to the delinquency of a few minors along the way. 😉😎 For the Horde, M'luvelies.

So. Just got back from a trip to the big smoke. Has the Divided States of America remembered what their 2nd and 25th Amendments are for yet?

Hey, New Zealand, our government's fucking around with the benefits again. SO FUCKING WHAT??? THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MANUFACTURING WEAPONS OF WAR IN OUR COUNTRY!!!! WEAPONS AGAINST OUR LAW!! NOW CAN WE GO ON STRIKE???? Or do we wait until the first nuclear warship docks at one of our wharves?

If Australians keep coming out with this kind of stuff, I'd be almost ready to capitulate and allow them to claim Phar Lap as theirs. The Finn Brothers and Pavs will always remain ours tho'. 😉😎

It's an odd time we live in when an AI programme can't decide which language I'm typing in. I try, really I do, but this old head can't get around why it's called Artificial 'Intelligence'.

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Saw a piece of prime real estate in Auckland & thought, "I'd like to live there". Auckland is also where a person who killed someone else lives. No worries, I'll just wipe out anyone living there and level the city 'cause everyone knows there's a murderer in every house in Auckland.

Dear World, This lying, drunken, past-his-use-by-date, fucktard cunt and his piss-weak, arse-licking, trump-loving PM does NOT represent the majority of New Zealand. The ONLY reason he's in the position he's in is because too many are too scared to strike our current Government out of office! 1/

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Y'all know how I feel about the US Govt. by now. However, the fact is, we owe a LOT to the US for a LOT of things in our lives. Our own Govt is following the current shower of shit over there so the very LEAST we can do is support them with companies who have subsidiaries over here.

Fully expecting frump to attempt a comeback of Thalidomide for morning sickness. And the frightening thing is, a good chunk of his supporters have never heard of it and will take it simply because he and his 2 witchdoctors tell them to.

BOOM!

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Ok M'luvelys, If the USA can do it to Disney, we can do it to a racist piss-seller in Wellington who thinks he's qualified to take part in the Governing of a country he CLEARLY has no respect for.

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So. It's been a day. So I treated myself and thought some of you might like a wee trip out of yourself and allow Dimash to whisk your soul away for a few moments. Any Dears here will know what I'm talking about, and to any made tonight, Welcome. Enjoy M'luvelies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUAR...

There's nothing like receipts to show the fools they're fools!

Damn! So tell me. When, for you, did this suddenly go from ' well, this is fucking annoying' to 'Wow, this is fucking clever!"?

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Carnival barker! 😂

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Picture the scene ... We're so lucky that @georgepenney.bsky.social lives here.

Yes, release the Epstein files!!!

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Saw a meme on another site comparing Frump with a lion & I find I can live with that. A fat lazy male who spends most of his time asleep, only to wake up & behave as if he killed an entire herd of wildebeasts & brought it all home for the little woman - whose kids he just butchered for wrong genes.

Having chained myself up a time or two during protests in the 70s ... 🤜🤛❤️😉😎

Caligula announces 70 million denarii fund to boost tourism to Rome and investigates relaxing rules around use of The Colosseum. “Local residents may object, but if they do they may find a personal invitation to see the games from the inside could change their mind,” said the Emperor.

Fucking GOLD!!! "Waaaaaaaaa, we're going tell on you to the people who have no more right to stop this than we have!!

So. I has a need. (Heads out of the gutters ppl). I know some well-meaning Americans may try sending me down the completely wrong track, so it's geared more toward the Kiwis, Aussies, Brits, and (?)Canadians(?). Anyway, does anyone have a recommendation on a jug that stays cool on the outside? 1/

Fuck that! The WORLD should keep reminding everyone! Our useless fucking are actually dribbling condolences all over the fucking place for that disgusting meatsack. For me, the Chef's kiss is it happened at a school!!

This is the dumb prick our PM welcomed with open arms. Fuck you Luxon!