*comes up to ops and hands @ensignro.bsky.social a pad* Major it's that time of year again

I'm starting to feel so old

I hope my husband is doing well

@ensignro.bsky.social I need to ask you some questions

@ensignro.bsky.social Major I need to see S'Ten

Unfortunately it is forbidden for me to interfere with corporal events

The Prophets are talkative today

*starts filing paperwork just in case*

*stands in the upper floor looking at the wormhole and closes his eyes softly speaking*

Hello how is everyone doing?

*goes out for a walk on the promenade and watches the ships come in*

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social I am glad you have decided to stay

Well what a shocking turn of events

@jumolkour.bsky.social Excuse me sir... do you have a business license?

Attention ds9 crew monthly latnuim stipend will be distributed tomorrow

@admiralakaar.bsky.social Leonard I have some updates regarding the Ambassador

*is using some of his vacation time to take a trip to earth*

Attention DS9, would the owner of the child sized Harley Davidson motorcycle please come down to cargo bay 4 to pick it up?

Due too the accident today all Quarters in that area that use the same EPS conduit are being evacuated

I would like to remind all crew members of Deep Space Nine In the spirit of cooperation the Dominion delegation are free to use all normal station facilities so please... be kind and patient

@ltcmdrtriptravis.bsky.social Welcome to Deep Space Nine Lt. Cmdr

I just wish that all Watchers would operate with common sense

This face turns into a mad house all the time

Given the circumstances, everyone involved with the indecent at the replimat will get off with a warning

. Hey, old friend it's been much too long @admiralaakar.bsky.social

Love this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOAr...

In my experience Starfleet is something you have to fully commit to. Half assing something that big usually leads to trouble for you and others.

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social Sorry It came to this I will not overstep my assignment I assure you

@scotindub.bsky.social hello there

hmmm

I.... Have nothing to say about today's events

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social Commander Stev has sent me the list of the dead they have been put in the record

*is in civilian clothes going for a bit of a jog*

Well that happened

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social I would like to inform you the Situation with Leeta has been handled on the Starfleet end. I assume you can take care of the Bjaorian end

*starts walking along the promenade for a late night stroll*

*sits in his Quarters and starts humming to himself and old earth song* www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdO...

*He stands at the Captains office and Pings her door* @captainkiranerys.bsky.social we need to talk

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social Hey do you have any word about that new shipment of replacement phasers coming in *Hits his head on the ceiling of his small office* Ow!

I would like to inform guests and crew members not to lick any part of the stations engineering or scientific equipment or you will be fined. especially @tboims.bsky.social

Attention station, there is a one latinum bar bounty on information that leads to capture whoever has been graffitiing "Morn was here" on the habitat ring walls.

Attention station due to the upgrades to the station's power grid. There will be infrequent power outages in certain parts of the station. Check the posted outage schedule for details.

You know I'm called lots of things I actually have the rank of Commander most people don't know this.

@mirrorsaavik1.bsky.social We are working on processing your VISA application. Does your wife require one too?

Most humans can't handle money they don't know its value and that's where I come in. I liaison with non federation entities and establish good trade practices on this station, set rent rates and exchange currency. I also approve your request so keep that in mind

@ensignro.bsky.social . remember Ensign to have your Quarters pillows requisition forms to my office between by 20:00 today if you want any pillows on your bed

Office of the Deep space Starfleet Commissar Memo: if you are a non Federation seeking financial compensation from the Federation, please fill out form 19625152-ZA and submit it to the office between the hours of 06:00 - 20:00

.... New Captain same old paperwork

Doing paperwork is a dull task but someone has got to do it