Ataahua! #TheWestCoast

Hard to bite my tongue sometimes!! TV1News & #ChuckNorris

Richardson on announcement it's his last broadcast - "Thank God for that." (And so say all of us!!!)🤣

Richardson - "It's probly the biggest boundary on the ground in that area." !! Oh FFS! #IntellectualGiant

Lucky my bladder's past its 'use by date' - almost every time I go for a pee we get a wicket!! #NZvSA #Whiteferns

How much better as a commentator is #SumoStevenson than that 'other bloke'? #WhiteFerns NZvSA

"We've got plenty of fuel . . ." AA spokesman. (But they'll put prices up anyway won't they?)

That's a little bit of a trouncing innit! @blackcaps.bsky.social #NZvSA

Dropped a log on my toe earlier today so I really don't need any more pain thanks #Blackcaps !! #NZvSA

Oh, our cricket's in great shape innit!?

Sad . . . Latham living up to my expectations. #blackcaps

Jeez Ladies!!! Whadda you doing? (Or more to the point, what aren't you doing??) #WhiteFerns #NZvSA

Jeez this annoys me . . . (new) broken yellow lines up Freyburg Terrace so people park on the footpath!!!! Check it out @GreyDistrict

Stacking my firewood in bare feet. #OuchOfCourse #BigToe That'll learn ya, numpty!!😂

Pretty impressive! #TheWestCoast

Did my first roast (beef) in my air fryer. It worked!!!!😋

Oh, I do hate the reverse sweep!🤣 #Blackcaps #NZvSA

Santner been the 'form player' of late for the #Blackcaps Not much competition really, eh Frankey Mackay? #NZvSA

Oooo, they're good aren't they? @blackcaps #NZvSA #MensCricket

Go the #Whiteferns! Disapppinting finish to the batting but looking good so far. #NZvSA #WomensCricket

"Most prettiest" (cricket ground.) Oh ffs, where do they get them from?

Love the comment from the Iranians - "Donald Trump isn't intelligent enough . . ." Hard to argue with that I reckon.

How often do you read/listen to a post here and go "Oh FFS!" and roll your eyes?

I'd much rather listen to this Ravi Shankar than the 'other one'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=opdR...

"I never knew that!" Did you ever know anything #BradleyWalsh ? #TheChase

Oh dear, I am becoming a grumpy old . . . person! "Haitch"??????

Ef something something kay!!! Did you not get pissed off with the continual thump, thump, thumping of tyres on road reflectors (at 85 kph) you silly old bitch??? #OpenRoad

Gotta wonder what this all means!🤣

Very noticeable on the drive to Franz yesterday that all of the clear water rain-fed streams were completely dry but the cloudy blue glacier fed streams were in peak flow. Concerning?

#Luxon 'gone to ground'. Oh, has he gone to Hawaii?

#misspoke - the new buzzword for the Nats?

#Santner "We back ourselves against most teams." 'Most'???

Watching TVNZ & 3News 2night I come up with #arrogantbastard Who do you reckon I'm talking about?

Oh FFS!!! I'm a rugby guy but with the shit that's happening over seas #TV3 starts their news with #TheNewABsCoach ???

Ataahua #bloodmoon #eclipse (Pity my eyes aren't what they used to be!)

What an ab fab night to be skywatching!!! #eclipse #bloodmoon

#Eclipse . . . Good night f'rit! #TheWestCoast

Hey #TV3 - we do not have 'lootenants' in our army!!

Sky views are always better with clouds, eh!😊

Women's cricket. "Technical issue". #Hamilton . . . No surprises there!🤣

#Blackferns - oh boo hoo #MelieKerr Good knock, Miss. #NZvZim

Bit sad (ridiculous) we can't watch our national women's cricket team @Whiteferns on TV isn't it??!!

'Nuther stunning day on The Coast. (But you go with the tales you've been told!😂)

Not cold.

Probly shouldn't say it out loud . . . but I love #MelieKerr Great talent.

Sun glasses . . . in a night match?

"Incredibly talented somewhat . . ." What??

Well done #MelieKerr #WhiteFerns

Invention good, premeditation notsomuch. #WhiteFerns

Go #BlackFerns