Rogue One A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens The Last Jedi The Rise of Skywalker Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith

so much rust

steer kubernetes better than han does the millennium falcon, kat will. yahoo!

satya reading about openai spending $38b with aws

the jar jar binks of software companies, atlassian is

Star Wars Episode X: Return to the Office

"that's not a moon..."

actually, replace you ai agents will. but if it helps you feel better, think of them as just tools to help you do your job. same the outcome, but happier you will be for a few months.

so much dark side. thank the force for cloud native yoda.

native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)

Declaration of Cloud Native Independence We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.

congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic

hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does

dark but real

yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not

some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

yes yes yes hmm

best kubecon ever, london was. thank you everyone who came to see my talk.

"please explain @kubernetes.bsky.social in the style of Obi-Wan Kenobi explaining the Force to a young Luke Skywalker"

Me in the national security team group chat

ingress is kubernetes' exhaust port. and know what that means, we all do

turns out signal runs on kubernetes with an unpatched ingress-nginx

accidentally add me to the cloud native federation board group chat on signal, someone did believe the discussion you will not such flagrant breach of linux federation security protocols!

one for all my cloud native padawans whose new year's resolution is to start a company around their open source project

may the new year happiness be with you

may the merriness of the holiday season be with you hmm

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tried eks auto mode, he did www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Sb...