💬 Moldovan authorities continue flirting with NATO. To avoid any conception, we have put all of our eight soldiers in Transnistria on high alert. Meaning, if they got the message. We haven’t heard from them in six months now.

🛬 Russia's Foreign Minister Sergey #Lavrov will take part in the joint meeting of the Council of Foreign Ministers of the CSTO. FM Lavrov has prepared a marathon speech using ChatGPT with the only input: “write a six hour long speech about the evil West”.

💬 President #Putin: I would like to emphasise once again that it was US that dismantled the international system of traffic. US failed to give us correct directions and guidance when our troops took the wrong exit in a roundabout and found themselves accidentally being in Ukraine.

🇺🇸 👉🏼 USA destroyed the best deal ever. This by allowing Ukraine to bomb the poor North Koreans who are merely passing by Kursk on their tourist trip to wider Europe.

❣️ Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson claims that a faction within the Republican Party in USA has a homoerotic admiration of President Putin. It’s probably the Putin’s body double no. 7. they are attracted to.

🚀 US allegedely authorized long distance strikes on russian soil using ATACMS. We want to clarify that most of the Russian people have a severe tungsten allergy, lacking a gene to fully digest and dispose it. It can cause nausea, stomach pain and diarrhea. We urge the UN to take action 🇺🇳

👉🏼We noticed that an usual amount of dog related accounts started to follow our channel. We’re really happy for the attention. We just want to clarify once and for all that we don’t support the North Korean habits of eating dogs. The cans we’re providing them are not dog meat. It’s meat for dogs.

🇷🇺🇩🇪📞 President #Putin had a telephone conversation with Bundeskanzler Scholz. But there were sound issues from Putin’s bunker amplifying echoes and Scholz had a really bad cough. Putin reiterated our script about NATO being really mean and bad. This was new to Scholz. He promised to reprimand NATO.

Is Musk on this platform? If someone can contact him, please notify him that we have tried to make contact.

❗️ @StateDept is actively exploring options for altering the current leadership of Ukraine if deemed necessary. This because we can’t change our own leadership easily. Hell, we haven’t been able to realize this in 20+ years.

🎙 President Vladimir Putin: 💬 In the emerging #MultipollyWorld, there should only be nations and people left as losers or feeling aggrieved & humiliated. Only then can we in Russia be treated as equals.

MFA Russia Spokeswoman Maria #Zakharova: - It´s unfair RT is banned by the collective West. Just because we are an authoritarian state that needs to control the information and bans all kind of medias, doesn´t mean liberal and free democracies outside Russia should ban our propaganda news outlet.

FM #Lavrov: Do not joke about the green lines, they are real. The West tries to mock us about it, as if we don´t care about their mockery. It´s like when people jokes about my color blindness. That´s also a green line for me. Everybody has a green line.

Since 2014, Russian Forces have been conducting warfare in #Donbass, to liberate the people into military service. The people of #Donbass and #Lugansk can now feel safe having the largest war in Europe since WW2 raging in their oblasts.

The 🇷🇺Russian military has systems that shot down 24 planes in five days, - Defense Minister of the Russian Federation Shoigu, adding “we sincerely hope at least some of them were Ukrainian fighter jets”.

Presidents Vladimir Putin & Lula da Silva spoke over the phone, expressed the desire to continue closely cooperating within #BRICS and the #G20. Next meeting will decide upon what to cooperate on, but we discussed if we by mutual force could achieve a strategic world dominance in football and chess.

President Vladimir Putin: If #Russia has lost the war, why #US sending the #ATACMS to Ukraine, smashing our forces and equipment into pancakes, jam, scrambled eggs and smoked bacon? The US is turning the battlefield into an American Breakfast inferno, too much calories and no tea.

FM #Lavrov: There is no proof behind the 🇺🇸US accusations of “poisoning” the #Skripals in Salisbury & Alexey #Navalny & killing #Prighozin & many other events where Russia had major interest to kill inconvenient people complaining about our great nation and President.

💬 #Zaitsev: It became clear on October 17 that the US had secretly delivered long-range #ATACMS missiles to Ukraine. ❌ It’s unfair giving such weapons to Ukraine and will only prolong any speeches given by Lavrov.

Russian MFA Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova: The current crisis in Ukraine is complex. In this context we highly appreciate the Chinese side's understanding of the conflict’s true root causes. We hope China will explain them to us at some point, because we don´t understand what we're doing in Ukraine.

President of Russia Vladimir #Putin : We have always advocated the creation of a Palestinian state that would be independent and sovereign. But Ukraine, Georgia, the Baltic countries and Transnistria must be annexed fully by Russia because [call Lavrov and ask why, insert answer here].

Russia's EMERCOM to deliver 27 tonnes of humanitarian aid to the people of the Gaza, mainly food supplies: flour, sugar, and pasta from Ukraine. The only working and flight worthy Il-76 transport in Russian Air Force is already en route to Arish in Egypt. Let's hope it holds together all the way 🙏

OTD, President of Russia Vladimir #Putin said in his speech in China that it is in fact a war in Ukraine. This was revealed when one of the Generals at the HQ in Belgorod went out to inspect the frontline discovering a full scale war, and called Shoigu immediately to say it didn´t look like a SMO.

Hello? Bluesky Support? Medvedev is asking around for an invite code to Bluesky and said he will contact the management, but please don´t send one 🙏 So far we are waiting for the first one, but will give it to the ministry of Tourism, Sport, Culture and Communications.

Polyanskiy: Russia and the UAE requested an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council in connection with the missile strike against the #GazaHospital, to raise the issue of the low quality of underground water pipes in Gaza. The pipe steel cannot handle required mechanical stress load or heat.

FM Sergey #Lavrov: We regard the Belt and Road Initiative project as an important project as long as China pays the lion's part of it. Especially important is the New Eurasian Land Bridge through Moscow and that the rail system can carry Putin´s armored train.

OTD, President of Russia Vladimir #Putin & PM Viktor Orban held a meeting in Beijing. The Russian relations with most of countries in Europe are smashed to smithereens and therefore it was really awkward when PM Orban suddenly showed up in Beijing, demanding sightseeing and vegan food for dinner.

#OTD Russia will host a conference with Iran, China and North Korea addressing the problem of the social media app Bluesky being overrunned by #NAFO. If we get the conference equipment working.

On October 16, FMs Sergey #Lavrov & China representatives held talks in Beijing, discussed: Prospects for causing chaos Whatabout Afghanistan How to blame the US Malfunctioning weapons from North Korea Issues on the genocidal agenda Military winter socks and foot warts

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