i also want some bad influences for ife to test their mettle etc.

i missed penis inspection day again :(

feeling cute, who up? 🥰 thirst trapping tomorrow maybe

certified milf magnet 😱

seduc-- hey, Ife's stuck for Sunday! someone, help!

also should make a diary update, since, at least, Ife's done something 🥺

I also imagine Ife enjoying tai chi. Now, a reasonable entry point to get there...

Putting Ife into job situations is a ton of fun. Even if Ife sometimes doesn't get to the job at all! 😘

😞 time to bring back the classics I GUESS

Case of the mondays, huh? Same, tbh, same.

😎 You know me, just shopping for good references in the New Year. Still tragic what I come across. 😭

😭

Dressing Ife up for a formal event. 🤤 Someone go take them to something fun.

You're someone's favourite writer.

Or, you know, you can bring mistletoe and we can figure it out from there.

... okay, wobbly knees 'n' all, but whew... 😰

You know it's bad when the usual tunes get replaced. 🥵

Ife's gonna uhhhhhh... yeah... uhhhh

🤨

Ife ends up on a lot of Christmas wish lists! Who knows? Maybe you should see what happens and put 'em on there. 🎁

Quiet... too quiet!

Yeah, I'm thankful. 🥲 For all the people who have been nice to Ife.

Ife doesn't understand culture or art, but is somehow part of both, sometimes.

How do I stay so healthy? Milk and bread! 🥴

Hello, good morning!

oh hey!

Wholesome weekend posting before the thirst trapping continues.

Seriously! Moms et al gotta stop doubting me when I say stuff! It always ends the same way. 😭

Keep getting distracted from finding a costume!!!

where's the cute mamis to take me shopping 🥴

😔 guess i need a halloween outfit now too!

Lazy weather... just needs someone to cuddle up in my lap... 🥴

Yea, thirst trapping in Fall!

Where's Ife been? Ife's been trapped! Send help!

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😔 deleted the beach pic because it was brought to my attention that it's AI.

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🎨 my sincerest appalachians but my brain has not been in order to deliver the kind of posts I wanna deliver

😴

Currently finding out what Hump Day is all about with the loveliest fish princess @aquaticprincess.bsky.social 🥰

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Oh my god, the biggest yawn.

🤤 Need a big titty that just grabs me by the . . .

┏━━━━━❘༻𓆩☆𓆪༺❘━━━━━┓ 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥, 𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕣, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 '𝕔𝕦𝕫 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕕! 𝕆𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥☆ ┗━━━━━❘༻𓆩☆𓆪༺❘━━━━━┛

Laaaaaazy Saturdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😴

Oh no, the melon bread I gave her . . . 😱 Time to come up with a consolation present. 🤔

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