Hello, good morning!

Getting warm and sunny again, let's hang out some time, okay? 😎🍆❓

huhwha

always happy to help out with home movies and figuring out make-up stuff! 🌸

ife in the apocalypse would probably die to the first nice looking zombie

bada bing b-ada wong?

Ifedayomi in: Return of the Condomsalesperson X A classic tale told in 40 nights and 40 days. Starring: Hopefully you!

Weekend vibes

Who wants to chill? 🥴

Getting warm and sunny again, let's hang out some time, okay? 😎🍆❓

🌞🥵🧘‍♀️

silly hours we gunna speedrun pronouns tonight

👉👈 Mmmmilfs?

fish fillet 😆

if you hear ife cursing, they're probably just singing along sump'n

bust a move 😯

i also want some bad influences for ife to test their mettle etc.

i missed penis inspection day again :(

feeling cute, who up? 🥰 thirst trapping tomorrow maybe

certified milf magnet 😱

seduc-- hey, Ife's stuck for Sunday! someone, help!

also should make a diary update, since, at least, Ife's done something 🥺

I also imagine Ife enjoying tai chi. Now, a reasonable entry point to get there...

Putting Ife into job situations is a ton of fun. Even if Ife sometimes doesn't get to the job at all! 😘

😞 time to bring back the classics I GUESS

Case of the mondays, huh? Same, tbh, same.

😎 You know me, just shopping for good references in the New Year. Still tragic what I come across. 😭

😭

Dressing Ife up for a formal event. 🤤 Someone go take them to something fun.

You're someone's favourite writer.

Or, you know, you can bring mistletoe and we can figure it out from there.

... okay, wobbly knees 'n' all, but whew... 😰

You know it's bad when the usual tunes get replaced. 🥵

Ife's gonna uhhhhhh... yeah... uhhhh

🤨

Ife ends up on a lot of Christmas wish lists! Who knows? Maybe you should see what happens and put 'em on there. 🎁

Quiet... too quiet!

Yeah, I'm thankful. 🥲 For all the people who have been nice to Ife.

Ife doesn't understand culture or art, but is somehow part of both, sometimes.

How do I stay so healthy? Milk and bread! 🥴

Hello, good morning!

oh hey!

Wholesome weekend posting before the thirst trapping continues.

Seriously! Moms et al gotta stop doubting me when I say stuff! It always ends the same way. 😭

Keep getting distracted from finding a costume!!!

where's the cute mamis to take me shopping 🥴

😔 guess i need a halloween outfit now too!

Lazy weather... just needs someone to cuddle up in my lap... 🥴