He doesn't go to MaraLago every weekend for the golf, he goes for the underage massages.

The White House has revealed plans for Trump's new arch.

Speaking on behalf of all Southern Californians, we would prefer it if our own military would not bomb us this Saturday.

"Mouse Munch" MF20250920 JeffPetersla Mockingbird Falls Toodeopolis

Yes Maga, Democrats ARE the party of love and inclusion. But we draw the line at nazis, pedophiles, mysogynists, racists, homophobes and christofascists. Our tolerance only goes so far. If you feel left out, that's on you. We don't turn the other cheek when someone threatens or declares war on us.

Salt trucks blocking ICE is pure genius. Bravo Chicago.

Why does Trump want to go to heaven? He won't know anybody there.

Just recieved my latest book! All ready for my signing now! Join me this Wednesday, August 6th at The Comic Bug for the latest Melvin G. Moose comics! (See pinned post) This book brings everything up to date, from 1978-2025! #comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel ComicsCreativeInc Toodeopolis

I am not at #SDCC but you can read Melvin G. Moose #8: Main Line to Terrortown digitally here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGCKX6KT

I'm not at #sdcc but you can read a digital copy of my Graphic Novel here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FG1S17GS

I stand with Colbert.

August 6th, 2025 The Comic Bug Signing 3 New Books! Melvin G. Moose 7, 8, 9 11-2pm Culver City and 4-7pm Manhattan Beach Melvin G. Moose Toodeopolis Comics Creative Inc. US

New show booked! Here come da judge! Thursday July 17 8pm Broadwater Stage in Hollywood! 6320 Santa Monica Blvd.

If Covid-19 didn't kill you in his first term, the "Big Beautiful Bill" will certainly kill us all in his second term. Heartless, mindless, greedy cruelty. This is the new American Way. #unsustainable

Paws in the Park event. I need to take more pics!

Paws in the Park event.

Until they show badges, ID or warrants, we don't know who tf they are. Masked, kidnapping, armed terrorists. Learn the lesson of MN. Call the cops to protect yourself and others. #ICE

No Kings, No ICE. One fuck left, use it twice. #NoKingsDay

This was the first depiction of the now ubiquitous "Donny in a Diaper." Published in Mockingbird Falls 9 years ago as my tribute to the victims of terrorism at Charlie Hebdo. It has been embraced and exrapolated worldwide, from balloons to ai. Earlier example? I'd love to see it. #JeSuisCharlie

Based on Leon's shiner in the oval office, I have to assume even the nazis are punching nazis now. A good sign.

I never voted for him. I'm proud American scum.

I guess when you don't own any books, your "library" attraction is a grift plane.

It's so much easier to accept bribes through bitcoin than through hotel rooms. And the laundering is both cheaper and untraceable.

Dark Donald will never be as cool as Dark Brandon.

I'm old enough to remember Biden's stock market.

Trump 2.0 promised fixes, but full of bugs. No virus protection. No Fact check. Unable to import, exporting is limited. Cannot follow legal prompts. Security features compromised, will share private info freely with adversaries. Unwanted updates forced on users. Delete and install alternate os.

FFS, he's not leaving govt because he can't stand the heat. He's leaving because he got what he wanted. Gutted the depts investigating and regulating him, backdoor computer programs in all the agencies, stole and sold our info to foreign adversaries and got the tax cuts through. Let's get real.

No fact checking? Vance killed the Pope.

Happy Easter or Happy 420. Whichever one you celebrate!

PrintNinja just delivered a new Melvin G. Moose adventure! Excited to have Melvin G. Moose #7 The 24 Hour Day in my hands. All about the effects of 24-Hour Comics Day on Toodeopolis ! Starring Melvin, Gail Friday, and various folks from The Comic Bug's 24 Hour Comic Day. A Good Friday indeed.

I dunno. Seems to me they are dismantling or destroying everything that makes us great.

Today in Anaheim! #anacon2025

Didn't The Simpsons call tomorrow in the dead pool?

This Saturday in Anaheim! #anacon2025

Trump draws the biggest crowds when people oppose him. #handsoff

Don't fuck with boomers. or penguins. #GrayRevolution

The Grey Resistance is in full swing! #handsoff

The Republicans in the Senate voting against the interests of the people right now have no idea how mad the US citizens are. They will find out tomorrow. #HandsOff

See, this is what happened to the Titanic. They were so busy laughing at the penguins, they didn't notice the iceberg. #tariffs

When voters take your bribe money and then cast their ballot for the other candidate? We call that, "Being owned by the Libs." #Wisconsin

On Wisconsin! Too bad Musk didn't try to cheat in Florida too, we could have won the special elections there too! #vote

Go Cory Go! #gocorygo @booker.senate.gov

Beware the fools of April.

Thank you @booker.senate.gov for speaking truth against this 2025 onslaught of dangerous idiocy, hypocrisy, lawlessness and greed.

This is a test of the universal subconcious: Can enough of us wish he drops dead tomorrow to make it reality? #AprilFools

He will end up uniting us all, against him and his policies.

I mean really, instead of gutting our government, wouldn't be more effective to let the billionaire tax cuts expire and lift the cap on social security. More income equals less debt. A fifth grader understands this. #Econ101

Vance was on the Signal call. Telling Greenlamd they need US for security is laughable. #unqualified

He literally just put VP JD in a museum. #smithsonian