Thank you anime women and god bless

Pooping my pants at IKEA and loudly asking for a diaper in Swedish

Woke up covered in bitches. Please come get your dogs I'm trying to sleep

*wiggling toes* You want ketchup and mustard with these dogs?

Belt in one hand, beer in the other. Looking at my family thinking it's time for a heel turn

Pulling up to the donkey meet: "Damn, you shit with that ass?"

"Start digging in your butt twin" I never stopped! how can I start again

Blow it in your ass

Peen Wireless®, the only cock to cock network with 5G coverage

Person who just drove into a food court: "Type shit"

Fuck it mask off. Tylenol Advil Tylenol

"Bend over and cough" sorry officer I have IBS

Using baby carrots as a suppository

Back the fuck off!?!?

Lunch break whippets everyone take one (1)

My strongest potion?? Bitch, you can't even handle my RATIONS.

We meet again, xXPu66y6layerXx

If men are silver foxes are women silver cougars

Peeling off at the Motel 6 no rubber $5 an hour

I'm not bipolar I'm just a pants pisser

Our special of the day is roasted cock drizzled in our head chef's fresh hand pulled ball sauce with a side of steamed dick. Would you like lemon with that?

Whipping shitties through the graveyard blasted at midnight with the ghost of Dale

Fixing national debt offering $10 a round to go in the ring against Mike Johnson

Gonna grab Trump by the dick

Aspiring butthole bleacher asking their friends and family for a free bleaching to practice.

Great knower of ball, what is your divine wisdom? "Always go hard in the paint."

they said post things so I'm posting my favorite thing #wwe #cmpunk #drewmcintyre