@shenjiujiu.bsky.social Master Shen, has something offended you? You seem in an odd mood.

@baizhanliu.bsky.social Master Liu, what brings you to the Southern Palace? Have we failed to keep our people under control?

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(Let’s warm up the old writing muscles. Feel free to respond as if your muse found the diary as well)

“They are sweethearts. Provide them with food and warmth and they will love you.”

…Called out…

Happy new snake! Fuck… Wishing you snake Snaking you luck… HAPPY YEAR OF SNAKE

I feel like this is going to be my year…

Yes? Do you need something?

The soldiers’ reaction to my body changing has been interesting… The serpents have not noticed. The cats respect me more.

Unfortunately, even my female form does not have “big naturals”

[Mimes being hit with an arrow. Tianlang-Jun had conditioned him into it over the years]

...Mine...

…she’s back…

First time?

[Zhuzhi-lang’s pheromones noticeably shifted in smell sending his serpents into disarray. They could not understand why their precious leader now smelt strongly of willowbark and rain…]

Once again, it wasn’t me…

I thought you weren’t allowed to fight me… what other snakes are you sparring with…

@mobeijun.bsky.social Lord Mobei, I must apologize for uncouth behaviour towards your house.

a gaggle of ZZL! [reupload] #svsss #zhuzhilang

[Adds Health Insurance CEOs to the edible humans list]

…I’m not that short…

Oh yes, but this subordinate wouldn’t object if master Shen wanted to learn more about his body…

Ahh it seems Jiuchong-jun will truly be the token heterosexual in the generals meetings…

Can a man not dream of being a test subject for the man who saved his life?

If only Master Shen would “study” a “beast”…

OH?! Well… if it will aid in your vengeance plots…

I would like to be clear that, despite my best efforts, it is not anything close to lizards.

Junshang to the previous Mobei-Jun:

If this one cannot have Master Shen, perhaps he should seek out another… I have heard rumours that one Hanlin the Sage has a liking for snakes.

@prlssccmbr.bsky.social Master Shen, I apologize about My Lord’s uncouth behaviour towards you…

Generally, yes…

Excellent work, my liege

@junshang-jun.bsky.social Junshang! You are awake!

It was not me this time…

[pulls up in a cart] Get in, loser, we’re eating transphobes.

…there used to be a very nice restaurant in the borderlands if you would like to try…

See this is my power, I know with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY who would love me if I were a worm.

…I think you may get along well with his father…

…

Perhaps an egg donor?

HEY HEY I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SUCH THINGS DESPITE THE RUMOURS I RECEIVED NO PLEASURE FROM DEVOURING MASTER SHEN!

…of course… it would be unfair for an ugly thing like me to wish to be desired… [he is heartbroken]

I think you mean “may I”

Just one something?

Junshang is back 🥰

@depravedwithin.bsky.social Oh… Mistress Su’s son…