Beow Beow Beow

Benedict is fineasf

They way I’m inspired by a modern day jewel heist .

@teamedward4evr.bsky.social cannot believe we considered labubus. Brought shame upon our house.

Dress scene flashbacks 🙂‍↔️

Mamá is tired

Twilight zone 😮‍💨👽🕸️

Mood

My dream job is to be one of those people at the airport who drive the padded seat multi row golf carts.

White collar is such an underrated show. I rewatch every two years.

Some guy edits LoTR scenes with fetty wap and it’s truly a cinematic masterpiece.

My sister @teamedward4evr.bsky.social got coomed and Shat on the night in Camden.

My new therapist skimmed me 7 minutes. I could have definitely told her one more problem in that time.

Jeremiah was foul asf. Like you used Christmas as leverage for cheating. These men are nasty nast these days. Connie 10/10 per usual.

WHY ARE PRIMES COMMERCIALS SO DAMN LOUD LIKE PLZ

Someone play so high school

Dog health care should be free. Bc they are good boys.

Ideal TSITP ending: we see Belly in her apartment in Paris getting ready to go crush a baguette, she walks out of her aesthetic Parisian apartment and Connie baby fisher is standing across the street w coffee. Fresh out the slammer starts playing. Jere is in prison bc he’s annoying.

Literally me after 2 glasses of wine.

I know I would have been 100 times more foul than Belly Conklin is at that young age of 23 but I shall still judge.

What a terrible day I must have a bottle of $5 wine asap

Help the choreographed dances are killing me dead with cringe. tsitp is so terrible I love it.

I need someone w tarot cards to sort my fucking life out plz.

Could go for a piece of bread rn 😤

HOA HOA HOA HOA HOAAAAAAAAA 🌙🧛🏼‍♀️🐺🍎♟️🌒 @teamedward4evr.bsky.social

US politics is literally just mean girls rn and I’m living for the pettiness.

The way I worry about my dog I don’t think children are in the cards for me. I’d never have a moments peace.

Propanopal, gummy, and bagel Sammie. I’ll see yall in 48 hours

Twilight movies are truly a horror movie from Charlie’s perspective.

Me when belly exists

Me when Connie baby comes on screen 💋🤰🏽

Me to Jeremiah Fisher.

We are all toads for real

I could use some bread and some hot cheese rn 🫦🧀

Taylor talking about bad bunny 🤏🏽✨

Stretched and folded 🙂‍↔️😏

A sourdough baddie 🥖✨

When she teared up 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

When Taylor called him a human exclamation point 💘

Early morning cringe remembering the men I’ve stressed over in the past. Yikes

TS12 you rats 🫶🏽

I want to be spoon fed feta cheese on a rocky beach

Bark bark am I rite @teamedward4evr.bsky.social

@teamedward4evr.bsky.social I think about the super volcano under Yellowstone so much.

Any man under 6 foot is a labubu

Mommy needs a jet2holiday. 🧌

@teamedward4evr.bsky.social tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian.