big shoutout to fall back for changing my sleep schedule from “3 hours too late” to just “2 hours too late”

if it makes any Torontonians feel better after tonight, it could be worse, your local MLB team could be the Rockies

DENVER BANNED THE DOTS www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...

you know it's bad when my writing steadily channels more cyberpunk & dystopian energy to reflect my feelings on the state of the world

just found out Peter Thiel is an anagram of "The Reptile." losing my shit rn

This kind of shit is why I refuse to travel to Texas despite having family there www.advocate.com/news/texas-j...

AZURE IS DOWN THIS TIME? LMAO

so pissed off at the fact that my ideal room temperature is fucking 67 F

Absolutely wild how America is currently being run by a guy that’s like a combination of Mussolini and Zaphod Beeblebrox

i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json i hate json

choking on the chashu from paralyzer mashed up with spooky scary skeletons

I have a friend who’s an author. His GF relayed this awesome remark he made referencing a scene in his book where a character carries her dead uncle’s body and I needed to share it with the world. Top tier comparison and most “shit authors say” thing ever lmao

I Can't Just Write a Space Opera blog.exoplanetary.me?id=i-cant-ju...

real sysadmins understand

I just got a text from the “Colorado Federation of Republican Women” telling me to vote no on a couple of ballot propositions which is the most shining endorsement of those propositions I could ever get.

If any of y’all are in a pretty good financial position like myself, now is a REALLY good time to donate to your local food banks and/or reach out to your friends on SNAP and see if they need anything

LMAO the DHS posted a Little Dark Age edit, completely missing the fact that the song was written directly as a criticism of Donald Trump

TIL DHH went racism mode. Sad to see

nyan cat is a hatsune miku cover? what the fuuuuuuck

youtube comments tried to google translate Sherma's song and I think it's important to share with the world ding! Pi And So I ding! The Children Are Going! Fun Su Low Don't Give Up! We Will Die! Children's Net Does! Puwana Voo On The Net!

can't wait for the magdalena bay halloween album "Phantasmial Fright"

wtf is boebert's new hairdo dude. she looks like the villain of a novel where kids use books to fight crime

sexting

I may not always be funny but at least I have the perfect sense of humor to get my gf to spit out her Tim Hortons latte

I think one of the biggest first world problems in my life is that my supermarket is on a hill so every time I try to unload my groceries my cart attempts to escape

Society if my phone would stop autocorrecting “hell” to “he’ll”

what the fuck dude why are we bailing out Argentina

call me greyroot the way the time of birth approaches

What do you MEAN VS Code has had autosave this whole time and I haven’t been using it?!

wtf is this car commercial core ass cover of kids I just heard at my local pho place lmao

Kinda fucked up and kinda funny how in rural Colorado there’s this rehab place DIRECTLY across the street from a brewery

OK i just fixed a bug that has been haunting me for a while. pro tip: if you're using SDL make sure SDL_PollEvent is in a while loop and not an if statement

if someone gets hired in Prince Edward Island do they call it a PEI hire

ori music jumpscare while i watch mario get baptized

this hasan drama is so fuckin stupid dude lmao. you'd think if he was actually using a shock collar on his dog he would've used it on stream *before* now. i really struggle to believe he's abusing his dog for views

quadeca gets guests on his albums the same way connoreatspants gets guests on fortnite friday

I can’t explain why but Kristi Noem looks like if a wizard turned a horse into a person

i just called jpegmafia "jacob mafia" im never living this down

I just did that one lategame trailer moment in Silksong on my first try (iykyk) and holy SHIT that was the coolest sequence I've seen in a game in a long time

y’all ever have to edit the 1.4 millionth line of a file

Peak comedy happened today as my work laptop randomly decided it would no longer type the letters g and h and I had to communicate that to my team without being able to use the letters g and h.

If you think about it Shellwood is the least creatively named area in Silksong, since shellwood is canonically just the name of the wood equivalent in HK’s world, so it’s basically the equivalent of if the Marrow was just called “Bones”

what do you MEAN "bestiary" is pronounced like "bestie airy" and not "beastie airy"

This is gonna sound insane but I think Magdalena Bay might be dropping a new album around Halloween

Partially convinced airlines invented the term “lavatory” because no two countries call restrooms the same thing and for international flights they had to figure out a word that NOBODY calls them

Forgive me if I’m too transitpilled but I feel like there’s no reason a bus should ever have to make an unprotected left to get to a major transit hub

do you guys think snoop dogg shoves weed into a dutch pastry and calls it a snoopwaffel

Flight delayed 15 minutes - the United guarantee

“Meet your AI team” yeah thanks notion how about I fucking don’t

just "beat" silksong (normal ending). whew