Jam it on the one.

The Venn Diagram of people who don't believe reports from the Gazan Health Ministry but also don't want international journalists to investigate is a circle.

Da Pope

How come nobody is protesting White Lotus being so baldist?

We've got room for 12 buttons but I can only think of like 7. Any ideas?

Ovechkin! Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...

This new GPT image generator is incredible.

I made a website that lets you generate Yiddish curses. Give it a try, curse your enemies (or just your mildly annoying acquaintances), and if you like it, feel free to share before it gets me put on some kind of watchlist. If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser. meshugganator.com/

I'm no ad man but I can think of at least 1 better idea for an orgasm themed mayonnaise commercial.

ChatGPT - Create an image of your prediction for this year's baseball season.

Poor GPT.

Shartonnay?

If the ceasefire results in the release of the hostages, I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that Israel will resume bombing and starving civilians as soon as they are back.

I can't even imagine the level of unhinged it takes to name your kid Jeff and then go with the Geoff spelling.

I asked five versions of myself what my favorite kind of journalism is, and we all said the same thing.

I still say this is the moment it all went to shit. youtu.be/c47MW8Y8Rk4?...

If you’ve never been to a movie theater that just switched to assigned seating, with an audience mostly made up of seniors who can’t see well in dim lighting, you’re missing out on the real show. It’s like musical chairs, but slower.

Lots of people misspelling Satan this morning.

I wonder if there is a precedent for this type of behavior we can learn from.

2024 Hanukkah menorah lineup #hanukkah #chanukah #menorah

People who replied to this thread starter pack.

I can't believe they're talking about banning this app.

My 9-year-old has informed me there’s an expanded bathroom code list that goes beyond pee and poop: #1 = Pee #2 = Poop #3 = Diarrhea #4 = Throwing up #5 = Crying or just wanting to take a break Wait until she learns about playing games on your phone.

I use an app to monitor my kids’ online activity — it sends me alerts for anything it flags as concerning, like explicit content, risky behavior, or... when it thinks my younger kid might be bullying my older one. 😂

As a parent, I have been to a lot of school holiday concerts in my day and have therefore heard many a child butcher the names of Santa's reindeer. Before today, however, I have never heard anything as inspired as Cumin and Cancer.

Who Nate Silver voted for

Not wearing red hats because you don’t like MAGA is the kind of purity politics that landed Democrats in this mess to begin with.

Sunday after Thanksgiving is the best leftovers day. You know you gotta get rid of it soon so you can really get after it with reckless abandon.

Never stop early adopting.

✨The Great Thanksgiving Mystery Box Returns ✨ Dearest Family and Curious Onlookers, The time has come once again for the grand tradition that has piqued our collective curiosity and bonded us in suspense: THE THANKSGIVING MYSTERY BOX.

Unveiling the 2021 White Castle Cravy Boat: A celebration of 100 years of flavor. Acquired by a renowned, secretive collector, it’s more than a serving piece—it’s a symbol of White Castle’s legacy in the culinary world and American culture.

The one Thanksgiving tradition everyone can agree on.

I need one of these for my hair.

That explains why I only used to get a couple likes from my 7 followers.

I can trace 90% of my trust issues from biting down on supposedly pitted olives.

The IDF is a terrorist organization.

This has got a real 7 minute abs vibe to it.

800,000 or GTFO

Aside to whichever anonymous CNN staffer authored this...Not using the phrase "pulled out" feels like a missed opportunity. https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/politics/matt-gaetz-withdrawing-attorney-general/index.html

I made a Bluesky starter pack. Pass it on. https://go.bsky.app/V7bKmUj

Checks out.

It is comical how much worse Gemini is than GPT at answering questions or fielding requests. Like GPT could legit diagnose a medical condition based on a brief assessment of symptoms and Gemini would send you a link to buy bandaids at Walgreens.

Don't let the bedbugs bite as a bedtime wish is the GOAT of the macabre idioms.

Shocking that Mitch Albom would have such a terrible take on yet another subject. https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/mitch-albom/2024/11/17/mitch-albom-mike-tyson-jake-paul-boxing/76361020007/

Everything is fine. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LHG8n4/

Discuss.

I am had to call down to the front desk to ask them how to turn off the hotel room lights days old plus one today.

Don't mind me. Just training the algorithm Pizza, Detroit Tigers, pizza, Lions, Michigan State, Red Wings, pizza, pizza