Looking forward to selecting your bus 🚌 is a sure sign you are having a bad season

55% template rating, what could possibly go wrong🤷🏻‍♂️

Forget In Mass Have a listen & tell me what you think…

Haaland, Thiago and ……. Who’s your preferred 3rd striker?

How apt …..

Has Bruno ever scored a hatty? Asking for a friend haemorrhaging OR😬

“Tears in rain” were my own ironically tonight. Visiting a foreign city, noticed a fair few homeless people. Weather is cold & damp so I brought them some food. The joy in their faces & their dogs brought some tears to my eyes as I walked away. Hopefully someone reading this will do the same ….

It’s all relative

If you could define GW12 with a song, what would it be? Currently I’m converging on “Don’t Fight it, Feel it” by Primal Scream……. Hoping GW13 is something along the lines of “Higher than the Sun”

Christ I extremely dislike a -4 FPLwise ……BUT……

How come most ICE agents are fat & not phat? In the videos over in the other place….

Incoming, off the bench, for Gabriel 😎

Twas the night before #GW11, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a rat;

Anyone out there into leftfield electronic · alt-hip-hop · neo-disco · experimental pop · dark groove here is a playlist I put together. Enjoy 🎧 or ignore😉 open.spotify.com/playlist/0bp...

Any GW12/13 🚾 drafts floating about? My own 🚾🍟 is used up so just want to do some forward planning with my FT’s. Have a watchlist but just want to check outside my own thoughts in case I missed a 💎

For those who regularly use FPL Gameweek, today I found a feature I hadn’t noticed before. If you choose the next GW then you can toggle on a FDR for the next 5 GWs for your squad. Chapeau 🎩 @fplgameweek.com 👏

I think the last time I screamed this loudly was at OT for Michael Owen’s ⚽️ in stoppage time against City. #MUFC #LIVMUN

Great result as a United fan 😍 However is it time to “abort plan” re Salah? #FPLCommunity lend me your thoughts

For those re-entering FPL reality after the IB break — a quick story about patience, nostalgia, and a kick under the table in ’76.

Ok, own up Who fell for the hype?

He said I needed fresh air. What I got was Manchester United, a lifelong obsession — and the plan for my FPL Bench Boost. ⚽️ Fresh Air, FA Cups & Fantasy Points 👉 fplrogue.blogspot.com/2025/10/fres...

Not often you come across a negative form for a player.

🧵 #GoodPuntBadPunt — GW [7️⃣] 💚 Good Punt 💀 Bad Punt Last 2 to 3 GWs. You know the drill. #FPL #FPLCommunity

Salah (and Haaland) owners, what’s the plan❓

Finally a keeper that actually catches the ⚽️ 🤩

Pick one Defcon dude for next 6 GWs Senesi (have Petrovic) 👎 Richards 👍 Burn 🔥 My attempt at a 🦋poll

#GW7 — GW22 #theFPLmatrix 💚💛❤️

Hot take🔥: Goals are drying up. After 6 GWs we’re ~25% down on last season. No wonder defenders top FPL — it’s not Defcon, it’s a goal drought. #levity

As it’s #GW6 WC Day….. Just a friendly reminder to those who removed Mo Salah Salah’s record Vs 🦅’s Played: 16 ✅Wins: 11 ➖ Draws: 3 ❌ Losses: 2 ⚽️ Goals: 9 🅰️ Assists: 5 14 ⚽️ contributions in 16 matches 🔥

Salah & Haaland seems like a differential squad looking at all the WC 🍟 drafts for #GW6 Anyone else in this boat?

The decision is made unfortunately but if YOU were the manager of Manchester United who would you play in goal on Sunday? #ManUtd #ManchesterDerby #MUFC 🅰️ Bayindir 🅱️ Lammens 🦋don’t do polls so answer with a gif

Take this FH 🍟 away from me please ….

Note to self✍️ (as a #GW4 Freehitter) #MUFC are a stronger side than Moldova Stay strong & resist the murmurings

Orwell wasn’t warning about politics. He was warning about #FPL “Who controls the past ( #GW1 non-template squads) controls the future. Who controls the present (0.5 ITB) controls the past.”

“Bishbashbosh Utd” raise your hand & take a bow. Pole position after #GW1 on 76pts 👏👏👏

#FPL is back 😎

For the Deadline Day rush⤵️

🚨 Predict the 1st £0.2m price drop in #FPL with an image of the player? #FPLCommunity

One day & a bit to deadline

💹 PL GW1 matchups A first look at sharp market projections for the opening round of PL fixtures, covering: 🔹 GW1 projected goals & clean sheet odds 🔹 GW1 teams to target 🔹 GW1 WDL odds

Debating that one vital piece of the #FPL 🧩 brings me back to the Banksy quote I used in this piece from Jan 2020 fplrogue.blogspot.com/2020/01/bank...

Here we go then..

T-3 for the late late drafters #FPL

#GW1-to-GW8 #theFPLmatrix 💚💛❤️

Now that the #CommunityShield dust has settled….. Anyone else STILL contemplating a Salah TC 🍟 in #GW1 ❓

T-4 for anyone just arriving back to #FPL

Some concerns with my draft ⏰ Guiu & Malen minutes 🤕 Rogers fitness 🚨 DEFCON impact SO reverted back to 3-4-3 #FPLCommunity lend me your thoughts Constructive criticism welcome

The looooooooooooong view #theFPLmatrix 💚💛❤️

🔥 Hot Take on This Season’s #FPL 🔥 “BB1 or 2 will disrupt your team balance over the opening 6 GWs” —————- If hitting that button! What’s your dreamscape if it goes belly up❓👇

One week to go so reposting for the late #FPL arrivals