BLUESKY FOLLOWERS, I AM GRACING YOU WITH MY PRESENCE IN A MUSCULAR COW COSTUME AND A REQUEST FOR DRINKING MONEY FORK IT OVER IF IT IS A GOOD FIT venmo.com/u/baristabunny

feeding the bluskee

bunny in her most formal attire

November vs Now 😵‍💫

tummy tues. feat. loser happy trail :3

got properly trained this weekend #puppygirl

walking down the stairs saw The Jiggle in reflection of window got so hard I fainted and fell down the stairs bless my faguette life?

me looking at my stupid, fuckass test results and seeing my e is lower and my t is higher than they were three months ago (if I don't get switched to injections tomorrow, someone is getting whacked):

they (the woke deep state) put a fucking leash on me 11!!!1!1!!!!

pov: you made the mistake of inviting the butch transgirl over

forgot to do my celebratory post of getting my spiro and e upped yesterdayyy

how my gnuts look frying in my thong during the #Valorant sesh

for proof that my hips have motion

One bad bitch rewriting my code so I served more cunt would LITERALLY fix me

It appears I’ve fallen into the trap of the #omegaverse 😵‍💫

How I look thanking my team when they carry my goofy ass

Well, this shit sucks, but at least my blahåj came 🫶

This is how I look trying my best to leave heartfelt comments in perfect mandarin on the baddies’ posts on #小红书

#小红书 is so unbelievably fucking funny. I genuinely almost pissed myself laughing at this shit from a meme slideshow. I wish so desperately I was joking. More Chinese reaction memes to come

How I look when the #geekbar is fucking #empty so I’m chuffing straight fucking data into my #whore lungs and the last whisp of #nic dissipates…

I bring a certain… “take me, noble knight. Forsake your oaths and claim a new matron…” vibe to the venue that I’m not sure if the alt babes fw or not

I’m pretty sure that the first Celsius of the day is what being kissed by an angel feels like

Holy fucking shit I’ve been crying at this for the actual last 15 minutes, someone put me down old yeller style PLEASE

I feel like the sensation of standing up and feeling the blood drain from my head so that all I can hear is my tinnitus as I wobble around for a second in a daze is massively underrated and should continue to happen for the rest of my life

Why am I getting followed by dnc campaign spam accs zawg 😖 I’ll take the boost in numbers but I want followers that hit the button because they want to have my unfiltered stupidity beamed into their brains

Just got a report across my desk that some drunk bimbo lost her card at karaoke last night after downing a vodka redbull with a Guinness chaser… sh- wait, hold on… what’d it say her name was? N-no… this can’t be…

Ur telling me a SHIKMO fries this rice? (Mandatory lauhh rack$

We.ring the boom, tats what we di. They boo be as tha sizzler I’m tha panther drsss n blank Ben I ci d your Hillel th rizz face tiers ni chance she’s coming BACK. We’re he’srjng but NOT listening 😭

Police in Alabama shot and killed a 16-year-old boy in his own home during a no-knock raid in the middle of the night. Body camera footage allegedly shows Randall Adjessom raising his hands and backing away just before an officer opened fire. RIP

God knew that if I had that one extra fucking quarter so I could dry my fuckass clothes id be too fucking powerful, so instead here I sit, plotting my hike to the nearest convenience store in the rain while my bitchass laundry sits in my complex’s dryer soaking wet, fuck ass shit fuck damnit cunt

The urge to do a gnarly kickflip get stronger while taking estrogen #trans

I have been informed by headquarters that I need to have at least ONE thirst trap on here even though it is the new official acc, here you go, goobers #trans #mtf #baristabunny