Hate this guy, he's racist and spending his entire 4th letter gassing up that fucking nerd that i hate

Finally got around to starting to reread frankenstein and this r walton guy is gay as fuuuckkkkk

Need a job soon so i can comm oomf to draw kwaver dying in a glue trap

But it isn't my fault i was given those beans you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans and without those beans there'd have been no stalk to get up to the giants in the first place wait minute magic beans for a cow so old that you had to tell a lie to sell it which you told were they worthles

Fort night

Oh... ich liebe dich mein ibuprofen ❤️

It's always "i'm autistic" but never "i'm altruistic" Support ur local library and stay woke

Headache

Swept away... not good... the light...

My favorite part of my day is driving home from the office and seeing my beautiful wife

My ex-wife still misses me. BUTTER

Sometimes shiny hunting really does feel like “guys I think im doing it wrong” but no it’s just as simple as God hates you

My wordle looks like ET if he had a gargantuan cock and balls Wordle 1,615 5/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We got mega zeraora before gta 6

It's been a while since i've used this app and now they have shitcoin reply bots just like twitter. Inch resting

Had the epiphany that kwaver and zack are a lot like mrs lovett and sweeney todd and then i had a vision of kwaver pounding a Gelatinous Glob Forme KwaverKlone with his pin roller while singing worst pies in london

Showing off the beans 🐾 Commission for @kreoche.bsky.social

Feddy fazboar

What's going on guys

I find it so funny how "to be or not to be" is such a famous line when it's the shakespearean equivalent of "ok but what if i kms"

Just jorked it btw

Hi

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Zack is dead

Wait i'm still zack

Show peenor

And favorite thinf to piss on? — Ur rug retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Hottest fictional man brainrot crush? — I don't really have one in particular rn but oscar fortnite is really hot retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

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Guys in varsity jackets are so hot bro

Can i see ur foreskin?

Oh to be a suspiciously wealthy furry so i can afford art of kwaver getting bred by ty's massive girthy cock in mating press while ty is wearing only a varsity jacket and they're making out sloppy style while ty's cum overflows from kwaver's ass and kwaver is clinging onto ty's jacket with his claws

Need to get bred by a hairy fat man

Need to get bred in missionary by someone's dad i think

People are doing this now apparently, seems fun

Omg they made a horny one

Need footjob, will provide samosas, rice, and curry

Where the faggots at

"Why don't you like right wingers? What did they ever do to you?" Bitch you know as well as i do that they think i'm subhuman and want me dead. If your "political opinion" revolves around the idea that browns and queers don't deserve the right to exist you're a piece of shit.

Oomf's fat uncut cock is so beautiful. When i see it, it oft brings a tear to my eye. I curse the fates for putting us on different continents, for my lips, my tongue, and my thoat long for the warmth of that tip, that hood, and that rod. And i curse airlines for being expensive

happy birthday kwaver may this day bring you lots of joy and i hope you enjoy your foreskin themed birthday cake so happy b… — Thankuuu!! Also my birthday cake was portal themed (i decorated it to look like the one in the game teehee) retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Send footjob pls

oh the things Dylan will do for Wallace

happy birthday!!! ure cool — Thankuuuu teehee :3c (also no i'm not lmao) retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Happy birthday, have this rug, it’s Persian and I hope no one would pee on it — Dw it's safe with me :3 retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

happy birthday!!!!! I wish I could give you the gift of my latino foreskin — Erm.. dms are open :3c and thank u!! retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...