I find it so funny how "to be or not to be" is such a famous line when it's the shakespearean equivalent of "ok but what if i kms"

Just jorked it btw

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Zack is dead

Wait i'm still zack

Manually tweeting takes forever bruh

The other site thinks i'm promoting violent speech because someone else anonymously told me to kms on retrospring while simultaneously blatantly promoting the most 4chan-ass nazism Anyway elon musk should kill himself for the benefit of humanity

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And favorite thinf to piss on? — Ur rug retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Hottest fictional man brainrot crush? — I don't really have one in particular rn but oscar fortnite is really hot retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

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Guys in varsity jackets are so hot bro

Can i see ur foreskin?

Oh to be a suspiciously wealthy furry so i can afford art of kwaver getting bred by ty's massive girthy cock in mating press while ty is wearing only a varsity jacket and they're making out sloppy style while ty's cum overflows from kwaver's ass and kwaver is clinging onto ty's jacket with his claws

Need to get bred by a hairy fat man

Need to get bred in missionary by someone's dad i think

People are doing this now apparently, seems fun

Omg they made a horny one

Need footjob, will provide samosas, rice, and curry

Where the faggots at

"Why don't you like right wingers? What did they ever do to you?" Bitch you know as well as i do that they think i'm subhuman and want me dead. If your "political opinion" revolves around the idea that browns and queers don't deserve the right to exist you're a piece of shit.

Oomf's fat uncut cock is so beautiful. When i see it, it oft brings a tear to my eye. I curse the fates for putting us on different continents, for my lips, my tongue, and my thoat long for the warmth of that tip, that hood, and that rod. And i curse airlines for being expensive

happy birthday kwaver may this day bring you lots of joy and i hope you enjoy your foreskin themed birthday cake so happy b… — Thankuuu!! Also my birthday cake was portal themed (i decorated it to look like the one in the game teehee) retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Send footjob pls

oh the things Dylan will do for Wallace

happy birthday!!! ure cool — Thankuuuu teehee :3c (also no i'm not lmao) retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

Happy birthday, have this rug, it’s Persian and I hope no one would pee on it — Dw it's safe with me :3 retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

happy birthday!!!!! I wish I could give you the gift of my latino foreskin — Erm.. dms are open :3c and thank u!! retrospring.net/@KwaverKat/a...

I wonder if republicans will start seeing the importance of gun control laws if more of their precious blood-thirsty billionaire ceos get shot and killed instead of school children

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

Bsky doesn't have balloons i guess so i made my own :3c

*eats ur foreskin* oops sorry got a little hungry there

Waking up before noon is crazy cause what do u mean i've been up for hours and it's not even sunset yet

My birthday is tomorrow!! Send birthday messages or questions if u want and i'll reply to them tonorrow :3c retrospring.net/@KwaverKat

[in the tune of no one mourns the wicked] Good news! He's dead! A billionaire is dead This greedy-ass bitch with high net worth The enemy of all of us here on earth Is dead! (Except in this case it's an actual evil person and not a villainized freedom fighter)

Imagine meeting the ghost of someone who dated a theater nerd and they tell u a story of how they were getting stabbed in a dark alley and instead of calling 911 their partner panicked and just started chanting "eleka nahmen nahmen ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen"

Omg they made a horny one

World history classes in america are funny because they're always just western european history classes with a chapter or two on some point in asian history and then the "communism bad" section

What even is the point of walmart if they don't sell footjobs

*dry humps ur leg* haha sorry i'm silly :3c

Remember: Reagan and his administration refused to even acknowledge the HIV/AIDS crisis until 1985, *years* after HIV made it to America, and only after a friend of his died from it (making it personal). His inaction lead to at least 80,000 direct deaths, mostly among the LGBT+ community.

Opening emergency comms for $30 rn!! Feel free to dm me!!

People are doing this now apparently, seems fun

Edging him

Kinda need an uncut australian man in his mid-30s to put me on a leash and make me service him tbh