humans actually evolved from onions and that’s why we instinctually cry when they’re killed. and that’s a fact

sex is overrated. have you ever tried (remembers saying a food is played out) (remembers saying a video game is played out) open heart surgery

im like if waldo was conspicuous as fuck

media pressure mounts following leaked photos of donald trump eating advent calendar chocolates during the grinch's reign

how im drinking the ichor 😂 #theichor

we were born in slop world. we must make bread from the Muck

asking the pluribus who shot JFK and they tell me it's actually the guy they sent to talk to me because they assumed id like them the most

minions 4 was hetslop?!?!

minions 3 was lynchian

mobi

i have officially 100% completed sonic forces

not too shabby i think!

undertale is FINALLY old enough to vote

sit down and really ask yourself. whens the last time you ate cream corn

yeah sure i'll hang that on my wall

this felt disrespectful ngl

fucking help me

won "wettest" award at this weekend's remote-no-cell-service-swimming-hole trip after walking my unstable legs atop patches of very underwater moss for long periods of time. i should have seen the result of that equation. given the scenario though i guess i should be happy i didn't get voorhees'd

they don't even make a good specter anymore. it's all ghosts and ghouls these days

believe it or not noelle this is actually the best scenario you could've been in at this moment

deltarune chapter 7 weird route ending

inb4 dess holiday is actually at college with asriel and everyone just misses her REALLY badly

chamomile tea save me chamomile tea

call me mold the way i love cheese and bread

shaking hands in high places

my friend and i tried to watch norm of the north and gave up about 10 minutes in. probably didn’t help that we had just watched megamind vs the doom syndicate minutes prior

im so bad at making burritos man. how did the sour cream end up on the OUTSIDE

HE KNEW

if we could still play music on our profiles like the old days then my profile would be playing deltarune ost the ol' jitterbug

so i may have messed with the game files a bit #deltarune

they should add polls to this site. i have a pressing question about gravy trains

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

"no it's just always there regardless of if i kill or not" - michael "carcinoguts" ermantraut

do you guys ever hear a heartbeat in your floorboards without even killing anyone. like

I HATE YOU, I FUCKING HATE YOU (metal sonic probably)

playing peggle for the first time today and i caught myself going "OUUUGH CRISPY" after landing the perfect shot. im having fun

testament shadow n elphelt amy things

SHADOW #Sonic #SonictheHedgehog #Shadowthehedgehog

jet the hawk, extreme gear, sage, and the storybook worlds in the same game?? it’s peak im afraid

oh this game is awesome

sonic has escaped fascist hell zone

LIVE & LEARN. first drawing of 2025. (forgot to post it here)

really love pronouncing this site’s name as “blue-skee”

check it out it's a full scene from my movie "Jalei Loves U"