personally i think i would make a Great final girl

hittin the takanaka about it

carp is a kind of fish with powers. I’m glad society generally agrees with this.

What if we went back to Skype

If this is how it’s going to be I should be getting paid supervisory rates.

the urge to overshare to you, my adoring public, but the desire to remain aloof and mysterious. the dichotomy is crazy.

time to change the cds out in my car. What a big decision. This defines the whole vibe and mood of my life for the next month. The weight of the sublime.

Having access to large body of water really does fix me

What the media doesn't want you to know

Thankful for arugula it’s so gas

maybe it’s time to lean back into the dracula thing.

Edible glitter freaks me out

How I’m trying to be

Ik I’ve said it a million times. But. Damn. Pre timeskip sanji….. gone too soon

T shirt that says “gor” on the front and “rilla” on the back

T shirt that says “I love” on the front and “sauna” on the back

i remember ☝️😐

I’ve given myself such a headache -3-

Jazz is a summer food and house is a winter food

I need to not be spending money rn but lorwyn has my ass like no other. Like. Oh my god.

They gave me full time shifts and hours

My charm just isn’t there without glasses I feel bald

A younger more irresponsible Winona lost her glasses so now I’ve got a shift without them -_-

Moving blows because my chud son sees me moving boxes and it makes him sad and forlorn :(

Trying to divine what has the most comedic potential out of dust ash and sand

As if cursed by a vengeful warlock or spectre, I am a woman who constantly craves breakfast but finds the thought of eating before noon reprehensible and sickening, even if I’m actively starving

Using my powers for evil to make old people listen to Midwest emo at 6 on a Monday

This is the year I simultaneously get more normal and also less normal. A net normal year. Finally.

Corporate America is right about the slop bowl. I’m going to bat for slop.

when a song does the like faux rewind thing i think it’s really gauche

I think me liking Columbo and me liking Lupin are of the same vein

Trying to recapture something by falling asleep on the couch using a cushion as a blanket

Listen to me. If you’re near a convenience store or any type of 24 hour store right now put your hand in the cash register for no reason. That money is YOUR money as of RIGHT NOW.

Last year turned out to be the year of Winona, despite it all. And this year? Also the year of Winona, turns out. Who knew.

this is why i fuck with you man

Sometimes I go “:( why my hand hurt” girl you entered a flaw state and poured near boiling water on it near a dozen times in nigh as many minutes.

I think I need to do something gayer with my hair. It’s too average looking. also my bangs are chopped i think i have beef with the stylist

Archie, marry me is about a man?????? What?? What??????

Sorry I was being a little hater that was too far

I’m not doing anything and I’m being so normal and not getting in my head about it because ☝️😐 im well adjusted

I’m scared the Dover boys are real and they’re coming to kick my ass

Dog I keep almost falling for the “well it can’t be like this Forever something is about to break and things will be better soon :)” I hate the economy ;3;

The casual hang. I must perfect the casual hang.

Currently: my mouth is dry. my tits are Huge. idk what song that is but whoever coined the phrase is so right. because like. As Mentioned Above.

It is spring this is a spring night. Yeowch.

I wish I could be the type of person to like bagel with cream cheese for you…..

They’re calling my statler a seinfeld :/

It’s peaches now. The ones that come from a can, put there by a man, and other such facts.

The world must be ready for transmasc milfs