My boss came in right as I was about to leave for arm wrestlin…… fuck my Baka LIFE

It’s been insane at work all day and I’ve been hitting blinkers out back on and off I feel like

To me a plate glass window is very emotional. Evocative.

My whimsy and joie de vivre are trying so hard today. Thank Christ for my beautiful soul I tell you what

Learning a lot lately and if I may say. This kindaaaa kinda sucks. Tbhq.

Ngl I’m dyking it up Big Time at work today like way more than usual

I forget how gay insular my life is. I’ve not been around this many straight people in months. Scary.

I’m closing during the lesbian arm wrestling event fuck my fucking Baka liiiiifffeeeeeee

Local gay admitting she needs shoes other than black boots… what other shoes do people even wear….. what…

I’ve hardly a stitch to wear but I’m not being a bitch about it, like, you’ll still see me out tonight. It’s fine.

Hey. Firm hand on your shoulder. Stop making pants have an elastic waist and drawstring when they should be regular button pants. Buttons is always better. So many good pants I’ve seen ruined by elastic waist. Heartbreaking.

red has been cool but i miss being blonde ://

need a gaming setup that does not physically harm my body and then we will be In Business

Basketball dribbling simulator NOT the game of basketball JUST the dribbling of ONE basketball.

Two Of Them

As a woman who embarrassingly believes a lot in luck this most recent personal ebbing has been. Brutal. To say the least.

Dojikko moment Jesus Christ it’s over over

Not to be all “ooo I only got one hour of sleep 🤭🤭 aren’t I bad omg stooooop 🤭” but. Such is the way of things. And it is Not Good.

Winona’s Lweekend of Wlearning

need to eat a big sandwich on the beach…..

It’s in vogue rn but I fear some of you are Too committed to the bit.

Tumblr app is so dog it guts my battery like immediately with the million preloaded auto playing ads

I’ve never been in an argument with a cop that wasn’t deeply stupid.

Winona fans what if I got my bridge pierced.

Takaba :)

Summer shandy……. Panache…….. Sweltering heat…. I need you so bad ;3;

It’s cold again…… I go outside in my slutty top and it’s cold again… what a joke what a Sick Joke

Sometimes you wake up from a six hours nap and things are neutral.

Eating hummus on the floor. Smile.

With a heavy heart I fear I must admit that I’m easy….. call me pretty or any such compliment and like. I’d figure out how to backflip if you asked. Which of you know me is a Big Ask.

Not to be dramatic on the internet super highway but my boots are saturated with heavy cream and I think this might be it for me.

I’m in a bad mood and creating extremely reductive gender views on men, I’m like one of those podcast hosts. Why are you as a man getting whip cream before the sun rises. Why are you as a man going to a coffee shop with 3+ other men.

Beautiful nights like these make me want to do something foolish and gay

They’re giving me a big spear so I can hunt evil fish

I’m going to get a expensive sandwich and soup after I get off work today. I’m the modern Ozymandias.

I didn’t realize everyone was paying for marathon

Hey what do you mean it’s gonna be freezing again next week. Hey. Hey listen to me don’t walk away What Do You Mean It Will Be Freezing Next Week.

A moment of honesty in these trying times. I made the personal decision to double my prog intake and. I think I get it now. I think I understand.

Hey what if I was scene. What if huh

burned

Listening to Midwest emo and roasting sweet potatoes ask me anything

I feel bad when I like one specific project from a band but none of their other discography. I know I have no reason to but nonetheless!! (No Vacation I’m sorry this is about you I love summer break mixtape so much (formative for me!!) and like sssssome of Amo XO but the singles…. mmmm :| )

They’re turning me into an amv

How to tell someone in a normal way you had a prophetic dream about them

Inconsolable that I have to wait until 11 now for new chapters to come out….. daylight savings go to hell

Trying to find something T4T (sTatler 4 waldorfT)

What if I chopped my hair off

Performatively reading in the park for today 😏 oh this? Yeah it’s classic Russian satirical literature. Nbd for a girl like me.

I am Exacrly one beverage away from being TOO Drunk and off such an event wherein I feel good about being so Smile about everything

I think I’m locking in my vote I think spring is my favorite season despite the bodily harm it causes me (allergies) which is how I know it’s real love