Joni Mitchell crooned so that Taylor Swift could blather

God can you imagine what insurance commercials will be like in 2030? 2040? I hope I’m still around to see them

J. C. Pussy’s

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Home Jabron

RFK Jr. is lifting the ban on flavored pistols

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

This is what my Apple TV does when I try to search for “king of New York”

When the TV shows the numbers next to a pitch when it crosses the plate, that’s actually the number of little bugs that were killed by the ball as it traveled through the air.

Keebler Has 2 New Products That Are Going To Be 'Popular' #news

Fuck da #cubs fuck em get fukt #cubs

Find the moment: Everything around you is moving, changing. In your asana practice try and find the moment of stillness in every pose. The place where your mind and body find peace together. ~ Namaste' #mensnaturalyoga

What is something good in your life recently?

Never trust a white man with a low taper fade

Going to jail would fix me

No scorn like that of a faintly impugned NYT contributor

Yooo. Ice Spice is gonna be at the new data center ribbon cutting. You in?

Hell yeah I hope my funeral looks like Monday night raw too

They found guitar tabs on Pete townshend's computer. he's not supposed to need those..

It’s early September and you know what that means

Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is

If you’re really serious about changing this country so this can never happen again, it’s going to take years, or more likely decades, of sustained, difficult, and increasingly dangerous work. Elections are part of it, but the institutional Democratic Party as it exists now won’t be the vehicle.

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Ezra Klein should start taking steroids. Now that I see him trying to grow the operator beard I wanna see him fully swole and wearing tactical gear. He could do ride alongs with ICE

I would love to know how much this guy is paying to have the same story written about himself in a different failing publication every goddamn week for the past few years

Heh. Yeah some of my friends have told me I can be a lil dark sometimes. A lil foreboding. My ex said I was brooding too much.

The astronauts are running outta piss. Please, if you are able, consider donating some piss today.

white on white crime is out of control

Even got the drinking hose clearly visible in the background

Turning a big dial that says PISS on it as jimmy fallon slowly drowns

Department of Gwar

What’s in a name, Mr. Zaslav?

I promise you this: if you divorce me, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

sam altman should be fed to a pack of wild dogs

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses

Rudy can’t fail. Rudy can only be failed

Where the beaf

Call me Sprung Sheldon the way I’m studying that ass

Call me Sprung Sheldon the way I’m bricked on educational YouTube

Think I’ll die in Chicago (celebratory)

Dream mids pinner joint rotation

i think we should execute all the openai executives

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