People ask me all the time, what’s it like to be a sex symbol? Well, it’s- [FITZJAMES DIES OF SCURVY]

WEDNESDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY

Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!

FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY

Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!

Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything!

Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy!

Awooga

James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD]

I, too, was kinkshamed by Norton Antivirus.

Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit

So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot.

I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!

Maybe more. Imagine.

Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending.

Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger!

Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!

Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing!

Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes!

Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!

CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY?

Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness

My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever

You've been hit by You've been struck by My ass

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!

Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame.

When it friday !

My neck My back My crusty cock And sack

BADLY INJURED MAN NOT DONE PARTYING YET

What’s good, homeboy!

I Don’t Want

Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!

CORE MUSCELS MROE LIKE GORE MSSELLS

CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

Weekes, what exactly do you mean when you ask whether the ship is creepy or wet?

Awooga

Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lt. Gore. I’ve got a kink to shame.

Well, Stanley, I really do wish you'd remove that rubber clown nose while you're eating my ass.

Francis, do you have any idea who might have written “I’m the helldude” all over the stewards’ quarters?

Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!

number one

Gently critiqued Lieutenant Gore's powerpoint presentation on the Top Five Folding Chairs He'd Like To Die In after which he fired a pistol point-blank into my skull in response!

my tits so wide can’t walk through the door

i am available for comment on the above topic and/or anything related to the terror, franklin expedition fandom, etc if anyone is writing 👁️👄👁️ or even better i will write about it for you …

Very upset with Blanky, who kept interrupting his own funeral to complain about the hymnal selection and remind me Pink Floyd is the only band he's allowed to listen to!

Trapped in an oubliette by Osmer, who proceeded to present his pinboard demonstrating the evidence that Imagine Dragons had plagiarized Luigi Thunder!

play that fronky music white boy

FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY