Theo has spent the ENTIRE FUCKING NIGHT thumping up and down the stairs, jumping on and off my face, sitting on the printer and then suddenly remembering he's not allowed to sit on the printer, and yowling irascibly at everything he can see out of the window that pisses him off, including the moon

This is emphatically not going to be a feed about my cats. However, I've got to start somewhere, and because it is both fortuitously timely and freaking hilarious, I'm going to start with a picture of Theo apparently trying to summon a demon whilst fully asleep.