They have been found and will now count to ten while you hide

Now kids. There ARE military personnel doing cool things here but you should still NOT sign up for the military

Helicopter #42

Gobs. Can you imagine what a sensory nightmare it would be to go from 10 days in space with just 3 other people to...all this

EVERYBODY'S HOME!!!! god something about the mission commander being last out of the ship really got me. I know it's such a tiny thing but we're just surrounded all the time by leaders who don't give a shit and just like, the symbolism of making sure your people get out first is a lot

I'm quite moved by watching this but also seeing everyone skeeting it feels like old science twitter and that is really nice too

Devastating

Do you think the ocean life can tell the thing bobbing there has been Somewhere Else?

I know the big red balloons serve some kind of purpose but it helps that they look so celebratory and festive

Oh heck yeah #TeamArtiodactyl #2026MMM

Well done, #2026MMM Teammm! Another incredible year of animals, storytelling, and trash talking!

Law & Order: Post-Mortem Attentive Behavior #2026MMM

Shark wants to be the first and ONLY non-mammal #2026MMM Champ #Chompionship

"Randomly" #2026MMM

Men ruin everything - even in the sea! #2026MMM

Oooh I was just reading that (probably different) scientists think they could check for signs of life by grabbing vapor from the geysers on other planetary bodies #2026MMM #SpaceBlowHoles #BasicallyTheSame

I gotta lotta magical thinking riding on this match #2026MMM

High praise generally but that it's being said about a LIBGUIDE? That's a glowing review #2026MMM

I'm rooting for Auroch so it will be Cow vs Cow in the Elite Trait #2026MMM #TeamArtiodactyl

"Wead me a stowy pwease" #2026MMM

WHALE TICKLES RHINO!!! #2026MMM

Fewer than 20 prey species, including Rhinoceros, weirdly enough... #2026MMM #AltFacts

At the NAI Great Lakes Region workshop but my heart is still in #2026MMM

Thylacine learned but didn't win #2026MMM but didn't retreat into extiction again so I guess that's a win. Things are complicated.

Most disorienting #MMMagic Translocation? #2026MMM

Somebody's gonna need a #BustedBracket do-over bracket My Heart. My heart needs that bracket. RIP Owl #2026MMM

I hope next year #2026mmm honors the onomatopoeia. #2026MMM

I kind of love when a show night is going a little off the rails now and then. You're doing great, #2026mmm Teammm. #2026MMM Teammm as well.

This planet is very cool #2026mmm #2026MMM #2026MmM

The cure for human-caused extinction sads is to think of the conservation success stories! The species we could have been talking about the same sad way, but aren't!! #2026MMM

I was reading the threads to my coworkers the other day and #StoatsAsAMeasurement blew their minds #2026MMM

I feel like the grammar situation for tonight's battles needs acknowledging. "Tonight's battle takes place in 1760." #2026MMM

Top 10 best #2026MMM t/skeet

Gray Fox vs Book Scorpion battle: #2026MMM

I need one of these library cards. Does this library connected with Libby? #2026MMM

I think I've finally recovered enough from working in libraries to fully appreciate them again. #2026MMM

They're both struck by Cupid's platonic arrows #2026MMM

My favorite part of #2026MMM

#EmotionalCarnage #2026MMM

WHO WILL PROTECT HIS FAMILY???? #2026MMM

Universal...and how I ended up with box turtle blueberry poop party at work today #TooMuch #2026MMM

Probably #BestPrimate #2026MMM Still #TeamArtiodactyl

The noise an oryx makes #TeamArtiodactyl #2026MMM

I just looked this up the other day to confirm that THIS is how this timeline broke, not (necessarily just) Bowie's passing #2026MMM

I love me an anteater but can't deny #TeamArtiodactyl #2026MMM

Once again the genetics team is being annoyingly interesting. This won't help me answer the "why are giraffe's necks like that" question from small children #2026MMM

Unsurprised by how fabulous these coins are looking tonight. Nice work, art team! #2026MMM

#TeamArtiodactyl!!! #2026MMM

Reminder that bird watching is NOT to birding as whale watching is to whaling #2026MMM

First time to say #TeamArtiodactyl!!! #2026MMM